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I'd like to apologize to every MAGA I ever mocked. I should have been meaner to you and done it more often. You people are all fucking terrible.
Nicole Laser retweeted
video games are always going to be a part of my life.
idc how old i am.
i love this shit.
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Peanut is genuinely one of the most entertaining streamers and some of these mfers can’t really grasp that shit. Like be fr.
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Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.
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I’m not allowed to take a job in esports but I’m not blocked from hosting an old school Halo tournament for charity
Who’s down?
One note - it’s to help support dog charities
@FoffyDogs will be the primary sponsor.
Hoping I can make this work. Hit me up if you’d like to help.
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Replying to @PopCrave
Bowen Yang is literally her friend AND fan and he made a sketch where he tells people not to harass her and everyone for some reason thinks he's mocking her??? What is going on
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If women really could ‘fuck their way to the top’, there’d be a hell of a lot more of us up there
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The UAW will never support the mass arrest or intimidation of those exercising their right to protest, strike, or speak out against injustice.
Nicole Laser retweeted
marry someone who says:
- i love you
- i'm proud of you
- i'm grateful for you
- he's one shot top mid
- sniper rifle on my x
- they're spawning C
- i'll grab flag
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As a Texan, I’m a little embarrassed that our state mooches $62billion annually in federal funding and acts like they could secede and exist on its own.
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Happy #PumpRules premiere day to all who celebrate! 🥂
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i can relate to jennifer aniston losing herself in the moment when she holds pedro pascal’s hand
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Want context?? PLEASE EXPLAIN!
I tried to play in a tournament with a girl I’m coaching and got denied.
She has a captain spot and PICKED ME.. but I don’t have experience??
For the sake of it being Warzone, I told the “newbie” , you know what? See who they give you because honestly humbly if they give you somebody like Swish or a girl that has been playing every day do it.
But now it’s just hope and pray for a response?
She doesn’t even have a for sure spot?
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Nicole Laser retweeted
You know what is magic?
Parchment paper
It won't burn in the oven
Stuff won't stick to it
It's frickin’ magic and we don’t talk about it enough
Kudos to parchment paper
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Random question… and probably the absolute worst time of day/night to ask…
If I did the occasional Space for everyone’s random veterinary questions would anyone be interested?
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The game is literally rated M for mature. It was never for kids idiot
WE NEED TO BAN GTA6!
CHILDREN SHOULD NOT BE PLAYING THIS GAME!!!
#BanGTA6
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
GTA is a franchise with high age rating, usually M, so it isn't a game focused to kids and shouldn't be banned for this. For example GTA V, the last game of the franchise has a rating of M.
esrb.org/ratings/33073/…
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Egg Nog is for the people who don't have enough phlegm in their throat already.

























