Texas A&M's first regular satirical publication. Aggieland's only student news organization. Established 1875.
College Station, TX
Joined January 2014
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"Ditzie Chicken supports Scooby-Doo against incumbent Reveille X."
Who Did the Mugdown Writers Vote For?
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“'When we created a required class grade point average of 1.5, we didn't expect this many students to go as far as to cheat,' said Lo Roi, the trio's professor. 'We kind of just thought the students being weeded out would take it lying down.'”
University Officials Appalled After Finance Students Lied, Cheated and Stole Exam Key
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University Officials Appalled After Finance Students Lied, Cheated and Stole Exam Key
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"For too long women have been showing their shoulders and ankles at parties"
Texas A&M University Releases List of Banned Halloween Costumes
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Texas A&M University Releases List of Banned Halloween Costumes
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"Things started to get worse when Maja and Inga began to invite their giant, attractive male friends with dubiously European accents for elaborate dinners, where they would wear flowy linen tunics and colorful flower crowns."
Your New Roommates are Starting a Cult
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"Nikki and Bear is a perfect costume for telling that special someone how you feel and stunning the world with your media literacy."
Top Five Couples' Costumes
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"You will also need a rosary to perform all mandatory prayers. It is to be made of 62 of the pennies left as an offering to our Lord and Savior Lawrence Sullivan Ross."
The Mugdown's Guide to a DIY Aggs-orcism
mugdown.com/2026/10/28/the-m…
"Your next step is either to pack up and leave or to accommodate The Mold as your new roommate, because there’s no chance you’re washing anyone else's dishes for them."
The Ultimate Guide to Surviving Your Roommate's Decomposing Kitchen Wasteland
mugdown.com/2026/10/27/the-u…
The Ultimate Guide to Surviving Your Roommate's Decomposing Kitchen Wasteland
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"'Ohhh, Texas A&M. The one with the dog?' said Sarkisian."
Texas Coach Sarkisian Gets Word of Elko’s Losing Streak, Asks, “Who’s That?”
mugdown.com/2026/10/26/texas…
Texas Coach Sarkisian Gets Word of Elko’s Losing Streak, Asks, “Who’s That?”
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"Recent analysis of budget statements and anecdotal accounts have revealed Maggies Market is actually a front for members to fundraise for Hozier concert tickets, new Baggu purses and additional piercings."
Maggies Market Generously Supports Indie Interests of Members
mugdown.com/2026/10/23/maggi…
Maggies Market Generously Supports Indie Interests of Members
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"I don’t want our readers or university leadership to be upset with me, even though the sky’s blue color is a fact — I mean opinion. Please don’t be mad; we can’t afford to lose any funding right now."
Opinion: Sky is Blue
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