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For now we see through a glass, darkly . . .

Kano, Nigeria
Joined September 2014
Ah, the great yawning chasm between the “in here” and the “out yonder”!
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How did you study like that?
When I was in high school there was a girl in my Spanish class who was obsessed with the fact that I had a memory disorder and every fucking morning she would ask me what her name was and every fucking morning I would forget. 🫩
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🚨💣 Manchester United consider Michael Carrick position at serious risk after two internal meetings taking place today. Review still ongoing waiting on final decision but Carrick’s job has never been so much under threat, as @JamieJackson___ called. Internal talks continue also on potential options as realistic replacement being discussed.
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Ayi hakuri samaru Bobrisky, mutanen mu basu kyautawa
Kananan yan air ! There’s no engineering Project in Nigeria I cannot be part of with my qualifications and experience! I earned it by Allah’s favor. Where una papa Dey when I dey move from one site to another across the country from an intern, to officer to a manager for almost a decade! So if we don’t come out to say things about what we do to strangers online, every Tom dick and Harry feel they can insult us! Una for issue disclaimers na on behalf of those we claim we worked with or projects we were part of. Nonsense.
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Dave Chappelle said that he “feels better” since Charlie Kirk’s murder. It wasn’t really a joke. The broader question for Democrats is this: how deep does the hatred go? youtube.com/watch?v=t2gbe-Fr…
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Exclusive: Wilcox, Berrada, minded to sack Carrick, though no final decision yet made. MORE on theguardian.com/uk/sport SOON...
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🚨 Manchester United expected to part ways with Michael Carrick. Work undertaken on successors. #MUFC insist no final decision made. Sir Jim Ratcliffe across. Mauricio Pochettino emerging as candidate in thoughts. w/ @David_Ornstein @AdamCrafton_ ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…
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actually fucking insane that we have to coexist with people that genuinely listen to ai music
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'-esque' actually comes from the Italian '-esco,' which shares an ancestor with the Old High German 'isc.' '-esque' is essentially '-ish'
What if -ass as a comparison suffix actually comes from an erosion of -esque
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Why people act like this never happened? 😭
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The “fuck your feelings” and “bring back mean tweets” crowd is super upset with Dave Chappelle… You’re all soft snow flakes, to be honest.
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Me too
I miss Charlie, man.
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🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…
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They’re about to fire this poor family plan.🤣😭😭
🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…
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Sorry, your class recording software is called what?
Any Harvard graduate student who participated in this planned class disruption should be disciplined to the fullest extent possible under Harvard’s policies. The professor tried to move the class and couldn’t. His students were disrupted while trying to complete an in-class exam. Completely unacceptable.
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This you?
100% rigged. This time they are caught.
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Estudies lo que estudies, vas a terminar haciendo tablas de Excel y enviando correos con saludos cordiales.
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😂😂😂
if we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.
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if we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.
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🚨 Manchester United continue internal talks and review behind the scenes about all issues and reasons behind difficult situation. Talks involve several topics, including Michael Carrick position and January movements. 🎥 youtu.be/J57WwgSAapw?si=7Hny…
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