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Certified Coffee Jew. A Glimpse Into The Better Side of Life. Indoor Sports Supremacist. Aspiring Hedonist. Kibaki Truther

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Joined November 2021
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If there's only one reason Lil Dicky doesn't deserve to be on this worst rappers list it's for the ridiculous freestyle he did on Sway in The Morning:
30 WORST RAPPERS OF ALL TIME. 🚨 No sales. No popularity. No excuses. JUST RAP ABILITY. Who doesn't deserve to be on this list, and who did I leave out? 👀
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There's this mama in my neighbourhood who attributes every ill and woe to Kasongo. Miili ya watoto ikipatikana Kericho or wherever, "nĩ Ruto." Missing children, "nĩ Ruto." Counterfeit alcohol, "akĩrĩ Ruto." Milk shortage, "akĩrĩ Ruto." Organ harvesting, "akĩrĩ Ruto mayangai!"
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Persian baddies are so beautiful 😭😭😭
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Standing against the temptation to coerce our friends into political boxes!  In 2027, it'll be important for us to be able to accommodate respectful dissent amongst ourselves as we aim to do so by locking arms and not shoving others. @ntvkenya
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She is speaking facts though, the bel-air show which was meant to be the modern day fresh prince, Carlton ends up being a cocaine addict, uncle Phil cheats on aunt viva and they are lowkey having threesomes, and Jeff the butler is a hired assassin from London like wtf 💀
Young woman is going viral after questioning the disappearance of positive Black TV shows from modern television, noting, ‘It was very important to inspire people and kids. We don’t have that anymore.’ 📺 👀 🤔
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Replying to @kinjeketile
Saw Dangote is planning to do an investment in Namibia and particularly targets Walvis Bay and Transnet railway network as he believes Namibia, Zambia Zimbabwe and SA will benefit from the container terminal investment
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More and more I think Kenya Railways managers are not serious. You watch how Transnet execs speak about the business and just marvel. Even their coal freight business has recovered and added 10 million tonnes of annual volume in the last two years.
Correct. SGR commercials is a big snag. Has capacity to evacuate 60% of import cargo, only doing 20%, plus export freight eg tea KR is not bothered to chase. All they want is build, not bothered to sweat the asset. We are insisting on commercialization as condition for extension
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Listen up imperialists. I'm going to ally with you against the USSR.
Mao Zedong is China’s national hero. He shattered the Western imperialists’ scheme to colonize China. That’s why his portrait is still on Tiananmen Gate.
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Hizi zinaitwa fakedeeps; made by people who want to feel important.
Hatusemi hiyo game ni mbaya. Tunasema we have too many urgent needs that need to be addressed before we can enjoy such stuff.
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Not sure when people are going to realize that destroying the middle class is the first goal of every left wing government. If you look at every policy the last 50 years, almost all result in shrinking the middle class. The purpose of a system is what it does.
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My new girl took me to this lodge last weekend, it was so fun that I had to take my real girl there. We're here now & it's so boring.
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HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
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Great example of woman reasoning "You should do this thing that is in my interest" "But why?" "...you hate me!"
TRENDING: Dutch politician Queeny Rajkowski suggests inviting Anthropic to IPO in the Netherlands so they can regulate their AI models and tax them🇳🇱
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There is rice at home
You’ll reject a boy and suddenly they love their babe and start posting her🤣🤣
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that text ding loud asf when you cheating
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Replying to @Mukiteee
My fav comic movie due to its high quality humour infused with broad whacky characters. The great acting also brings out the rest. The writers and producers got it spot on. It's not all action to entertain. The storyline makes it enjoyable with all the rich personalities.
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“Do you yearn?”
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"druckenmiller never had a losing year in 30 years, averaged ~30% a year, ended 1987 up 99% (the year of black monday) and closed 2008 up 11%" and his first tweet ever is about Hyperliquid
I am excited to be an investor in trade(xyz) as they partner with ICE to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. As a market participant, I am looking forward to to using their innovative product to enhance my investment process.
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🤣🤣🤣 castigators of the bread and circuses party huwezi wakosa kwa concerts. Kwani mnadhani nyinyi mnalishwa nini ? Cake and philosophy? Lol
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Replying to @Moo_too_wah
@Moo_too_wah @Mukiteee 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Huyu ameshikwa akasweat hagaNext, tunaambush watu wa makaa... zile mkebe zimebondwa design ingine noma
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