Age cannot wither her, Nor custom stale her infinite variety. Other women cloy the appetites they feed, But she makes hungry where most she satisfies🇹🇹🇨🇦
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When we started this, I thought we were in it till the end. Now you're just gonna give up on me? On us?
- me to my Vibe needing recharge.
I'm brave enough to tweet this.
I forgot. (Lest we forget...)
Sorry but the rest of the world had shit too. I can't keep up.
What's actually scaring me more than these occurrences of racism and hatred, is that I'm no longer horrified or surprised. #Charlottesville
Hmmm Supremacist car terrorism...ask me again why I refuse to travel south during the evil Overlord's Reign. #Charlottesville
Legit just played out the entire arcade game of The Lost World at #DaveandBusters
I'm just sayin...You need me in an apocalypse.
#SkilledAF
Me: I'm a strong, independent, outspoken, tall & proud woman, nothin surprises me, nothin sca...is that a fuckin spider?
Me 1hr later:
*Crushes it on Teen Jeopardy.
*adds Genius to dating profile.
*Waits for the boys to come knockin
#singlelife
Finding out a majority of my friends have gone to the movies to grab popcorn for home has reinforced my awesome friend choices. #luckylosers
I love my friends & family. But if we in an abandoned haunted house & yo ass stuck in the basement... I'll remember you fondly #fuckdat
I knew I liked you. I'm so doing this. xitter.gq/Ruthissa/status/888241…
On a scale of 1 to #singlelife where would a girl score if she went to the movies just to get popcorn & come home? Asking for a friend.🍿🤔
Left neighbours got a trampoline. That makes 3 surrounding me.
No amount of anger mgmt therapy can help this.
#trampolines #HellOnEarth
Only complaint about #EarthLive is the dumbed down commentary. If we watching NatGeo, we know animals. Relax & have fun Commentators!!
I think I'm on board with the live broadcast from #EarthLive so far, hope they don't interrupt the habitat too much! Very Cool concept 🦁🐬🐆
When you can take your hair from Bun to Beauty just by setting it free.👏👸 #sexy #curlyhair #hatersgonnahate #letyourhairdown
Still cannot watch Man from U.N.C.L.E without getting flushed like it's porn.😍👄💦💦 #SoHot #Spyflicks #sexiness
Maybe I'll appreciate the new #TwinPeaks2017 in a couple years like the original. This is annoying me #soslowwwww