The devil will find work for idle hands to do.

Joined February 2026
Arsenal getting beat by Fleetwood in 2026 all because City won the Joan Gampar Trophy in 2009.
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Actually, Palmer’s only banned for the Carabao tomorrow night
Chelsea without Cole Palmer and Joao Pedro v utd? A draw will keep carrick in a job for another month
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Chelsea without Cole Palmer and Joao Pedro v utd? A draw will keep carrick in a job for another month
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Translation: We haven’t found anyone else yet.
Michael Carrick will be given more time to turn Manchester United's fortunes around after a meeting of the club's hierarchy on Monday. Carrick's position as head coach appeared under serious threat following Sunday's 3-0 defeat at home to Bournemouth, a result which left United 16th and without a win in their last eight matches in all competitions. However, following talks on Monday between the club's senior leadership figures, including co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe, CEO Omar Berrada and director of football Jason Wilcox, the decision has been made to give Carrick and the players more time. More from @lauriewhitwell 🔗 nyti.ms/3WxgVQl
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I’m in full agreement. It’s for the best.
Michael Carrick to be given time to turn things in around at #MUFC. Expected to be in charge for Chelsea on Saturday live on @talkSPORT
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Hmm, great player but not sure he’s the best English players there’s ever been. Steven Gerrard was better for a start. Bobby Moore? Colin Bell?
"He's the BEST English player there's ever been." 🏆 Steven Gerrard on 2026 Ballon d'Or winner Harry Kane ❤️
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Told Shea Lacey did well for @ManUtd in U-21s game earlier.
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Best anecdote in Carol Thatcher's book about her father is when Sir Denis boarded a train at Paddington in which the only empty compartment was reserved for Rosewood Psychiatric Hospital. Denis travelled alone and in comfort as far as Reading when "all these chaps piled in", accompanied by a male nurse, who counted them before the train moved off. 'One, two, three, four ... who are you?" "I'm the Prime Minister's husband." "Six, seven, eight, nine..."
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When people say “this isn’t Man United”, what they’re really saying is that it isn’t Fergie’s Man United. They’ve been shit now for 13 years since he left and they were shit for 25 years before he joined
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Bournemouth score a third through Evanilson.
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Since 2005 Premier League clubs have had a total interest cost on borrowings and financial debt of £3.5bn. One club and one set of owners is responsible for 35% of the total. #Glazernomics Figures per @valuball
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What was worse this or not winning the league v them
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The beach ball did it for me. We were so up at half time - and then we weren’t
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Sat on the match bus back to town dumbfounded at what I’d just seen
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Eddie Large in the changing room at half time 💙
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I’ll never, ever forgive them for this. 3-0 up at half time. Needed a win to get promoted. You can guess the rest. It’s why I love them and always will.
We’re heading back to May 1989 – almost 40 years ago, when Manchester City did things the hard way! City have just thrown away a 3-0 half-time lead against Bournemouth, putting their hopes of returning to the First Division after a two-year absence in serious jeopardy. We catch up with injured goalkeeper Andy Dibble immediately after the final whistle as he shares his concerns, while former City manager John Bond candidly predicts that the Blues won’t win promotion, with just one game remaining. Pure 80s City – chaotic, unpredictable and never dull! A wonderful insight into a very different era of football.
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Remember I was first to tell you. Manchester United haven’t been able to win the league or anything of any significance since they haven’t been able to buy it. The day they couldn’t financially bulldoze every other team in Europe was the day the roof started leaking apparently. Now it’s an even playing field they are done
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I don’t think I’d ever survive this scenario
Wouldn’t it be funny if City win their appeal and Man United get relegated? A guy can only dream.
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Hahahahsh
Manchester United 0-3 AFC Bournemouth:
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