❝ɪ ᴇxᴇᴄᴜᴛᴇ ᴍʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴀᴄᴄᴏʀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴘʟᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ, ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴘʟᴀɴ.❞
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"Aw, I'm touched." He places a gentle hand to his chest." xitter.gq/derangeddesire/status/…
"They did! But it's not th' same, puddin' ya know ya're special for me." xitter.gq/murderouscomedy/status…
"I'm sure the animals kept you company." xitter.gq/derangeddesire/status/…
"I know. Ya've barely been 'round for me. I've missed 'cha." xitter.gq/murderouscomedy/status…
"I guess you're right. I've been rather busy." xitter.gq/derangeddesire/status/…
"Not 'mutts'! They're pups! Adorable little pups! They're so cute... ya haven't even taken time to get to know 'em..." xitter.gq/murderouscomedy/status…
"Well I'm sorry but I treat them like what they are. Mutts." xitter.gq/derangeddesire/status/…
"I'll consider it. /After/ a wash." xitter.gq/derangeddesire/status/…
"They don't smell like trash! I'll wash 'em and ya'll have to give 'em the world!" xitter.gq/murderouscomedy/status…
See, I treat people based on smell. If you smell like roses and perfume, I'll give you the world but if it's more of a trash stench... no." xitter.gq/derangeddesire/status/…
"They were playin' outside! Ya're always so mean to 'em..." xitter.gq/murderouscomedy/status…
"Well, those babies of yours smell like Batman's guano." xitter.gq/derangeddesire/status/…
"They're not dirty, J! And 'course I took care of 'em, they're my lil' babies.." xitter.gq/murderouscomedy/status…
"I hope you took care of those dirty animals of yours." xitter.gq/derangeddesire/status/…
A small laugh escaped her lips, quickly kissing him repeatedly. xitter.gq/murderouscomedy/status…
"Likewise." Laughs loudly. xitter.gq/derangeddesire/status/…
"Wow, someones in a good mood." xitter.gq/derangeddesire/status/…
A small laugh escaped her lips, "puddin', if I was the only one that notices, I wouldn't kill every slut that surrounds 'cha." xitter.gq/murderouscomedy/status…
"Well I try. Glad someone's noticed." He gives her a grin teeth gleaming, reflecting light. xitter.gq/derangeddesire/status/…
"It gives ya a bit of mystery," the blonde remarked, gently pressing their lips together. "And ya look quite attractive, too." xitter.gq/murderouscomedy/status…
"Good to know. I've been a little lien on the purple hues so I thought I'd bring it back." xitter.gq/derangeddesire/status/…
She lets out a soft laugh, quickly holding onto his neck and kissing his cheek repeatedly.
"'Course I missed cha! 'N love the new suit!" xitter.gq/murderouscomedy/status…
"Woah watch it! New suit." He laughs picking her up. "I suppose you could say someone missed Mr. J?" xitter.gq/derangeddesire/status/…
"Puddin'! Ya're back!" In less than a second, the blonde tackles him rather intensely. xitter.gq/murderouscomedy/status…
|| Didn't really get to say this but thank you to each and everyone of you for getting me to 1000. You guys are fantastic.
