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- Owner of a used Kia Optima - - Director of two underappreciated student short films - - Believer of the existence of ghouls - He/him

Joined September 2020
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how it feels to be a university student in late october - the entirety of november
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Gus’ last scene in BCS being him longingly looking at David, the sommelier, perfectly shows everything he was about While Walt wanted to be the big empire leading king like Gus, conversely all Gus wanted seemingly was to be loved deeply and that was violently taken from him
I think he actually seemed to like his restaurant
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My friend finally seeing someone after 26 years no gf and he’s having second thoughts bc her Letterboxd is a mess
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the people vs gorilla grodd greenlight
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On a related note, how crazy must it have been at Los Pollos Hermanos the day after Gus died. Like, everyone totally distracted, talking about how he got exploded in a hospital double murder and just absolutely shocked
I think he actually seemed to like his restaurant
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#PRIMETIME edit : might delete later but i’m posting it on tiktok tmr hopefully :))
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“Only blindness or death will result in me no longer posting Mario facts”
I am scared I will soon not be able to see Mario again. However, I promise that until that day arrives, I will always be here, posting Mario facts. Thank you all so much for your support through the years.
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leftists against nuclear power make me want to blast my brains out
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Every once in a while I’ll remember this and have a good laugh
Every year has at least one movie that gets hyped up as a “monumental cinematic achievement” and the early praisers gotta walk it back a bit once normal people get to watch it
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Shawarma law must be obeyed.
Amo Samis Shawarma in Warren says it’s been busier than normal since U.S. Sen.-elect Abdul El-Sayed’s victory Tuesday. El-Sayed gave the Metro Detroit chain a shoutout on the campaign trail.
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marty mouser
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GOLD LIL UZI VERT SKIN & COSMETICS Will replace A$AP Rocky in the Pirate Chest Prizes in 15 minutes
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Found this gem weeks ago
PLEASE someone edit Chris Hansen with the song little girls by oingo boingo
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Fly
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I hate this but I don’t think it was ever supposed to be good #ntbts #ntbtstm
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The Average Treasure Hour Experience
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my fuckass plundaaargh sprite whenever I open a chest
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