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Murphy the Dog

@Murphdoge

I was named after Morpheus, god of dreams, but that’s kind of pretentious, so you can call me Murphy. Also, I’ll eat that if you’re done with it.

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Joined June 2016
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I like it when service men come to the house. I enjoy their friendly advances and subtle flavor.
It is never too early for you to pet me.
I warned all of you, but that man left a thing on the porch and YOU DID NOTHING.
None of you ever pee when we walk outside. It’s weird.
Abby’s going to take me out? Excellent! I have much poop to leave behind.
I will efficiently turn your pizza grease into gas. No trouble whatsoever.
Draw me like your French girls.
I will leave this extra fur with you so that you can be warm. Your clothing is doing a great job of collecting it all!
There are a lot of bare spots on that tree. Who do you think I am? Snoopy?
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At work, I am head of pickle acquisition and retention.
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Since you’ve stepped away from this banana bread momentarily, I will helpfully clean it up for you before you return.
I’m with that old lady from the classic Wendy’s commercial, and I am worried that they still haven’t found the beef.
I like chaos.
As a dog of anthropological science, I need to examine your meal-eating habits even more closely.
I am the wolf who cried “boy”. Apparently.
I like car rides, I just don’t like riding in the car, if you see what I mean.
I’m not an odd bird. I’m a dog.
I don’t need the pets. You need the pets. So pet me.
I miss the small dog. Our pack is smaller.
I like to sit. Sitting is the first trick I learned. I sit on everything — the floor, my soccer ball, my mom….
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