Steven Murphy

Once again, the United States dominates the World Series.

Quick shoutout to Jesus and whoever came up with birria tacos

My list of new TikTok followers is most impressive. #fake

I submit that there is no greater example of the brevity of life than the standard avocado.

“I live in Colorado now.” –Me, every couple of days because I still can’t believe it

Today’s location scout… still kinda can’t believe I live here now.

Is Shark Week still a thing? Or did sharks lose the PR battle to true crime documentaries?

Longhorn is to steak what Olive Garden is to Italian food... and both are just sad

I know I have to get a local driver's license within the first 30 days, but how soon do I have to get an e-bike and start driving a Subaru? #ColoradoSprings

It occurs to me that today is my last weekday unemployed. It has been a 7 month journey that has caused me to trust like I never have before. God is so GOOD!

Pro moving tip: if you’re going to buy boxes from @Lowes, pay the extra for the heavy duty ones because the standard issue versions are just garbage.

Off-load complete… we are home – at Colorado Springs, CO

Leaving Missouri for good today. Feels weird.

I'm moving to Colorado in less than 3 weeks! Taking a position with a great church and really excited for a fresh start.

The surest way to hate everything you own is to have to pack and move it all.

Big changes coming.

Fill your life with people who make your story better.

I have such a good attitude today that I'm thinking about going to Costco and giving out free samples.

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Why do Zambonis have tail lights?