I can’t stress enough how much I’m not my tweets 🥹

South Africa
Joined January 2010
No longer strict, I just cut off. Can’t be controlling an adult.
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Guys, I PROMISE you, there’s a whole world outside of your circle hey. I’ve never heard of a Taylor Swift song, but she’s the highest selling female artist of all time. Just because YOU don’t listen to Olivia, doesn’t mean the rest of the world doesn’t, she has MILLIONS of fans🙏🏾
because only like 5 people in SA listen to her, otherwise i’ve only ever heard her songs from tiktok.
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Im CRYING 🤣🤣🤣
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Yikes!!!
If you have left Nigeria for the past 5 years and haven’t returned trust me you aren’t missing out on anything, I am currently visiting Nigeria and I have been shouting blood of Jesus, this place is not meant for humans. The quality of life is the worst I have ever seen
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Cardoso sacked in the morning. Phakama Komphela.
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Sundowns 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Political accountability is falling on your sword.
City of Tshwane confirms suspension of Bronkhorstspruit plant manager and orders independent investigation. @CityTshwane
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Mina I want an M2.
I am convinced that men don’t know what they want shem. 😑✋🏼✋🏼
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Musa retweeted
So 53 countries can't unite because of South Africa ???
We have brainwashed South Africans, it's impossible to unite
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The leader of the red party promised R4500 grants. No plan of how this will be funded 🤣🤣🤣
Listening to some political parties, it becomes clear why they would rather have immigration dominate the local government election debate. The moment the conversation shifts to their promises, particularly how they intend to fund them, the answers become vague. Immigration is an easier talking point than explaining how they plan to deliver on their commitments
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Only for 7 days hoe ian finished yet.
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Border jumper’s favorite sport.
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This is a win for you as well though.
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Which state owned company currently gives you confidence that this would work?
Why isn’t there a state owned construction company that would hire people permanently to build hospitals, schools etc? Instead of tenders? Also a state owned maintenance company to restore and fix government facilities and buildings. Ai we are led by domkops.
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Friday has just started, and you’re already stressing about Monday??? 😭
Monday is 2 minutes from now😭😭😭
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My car wash hiked its fee from R100 to R140, so I went to the manager to complain. He was like, “Mr XYZ (in a R5M+ car) was here yesterday and refused to pay.” 🤣🤣🤣 The day before, I’d seen Mr XYZ at another car wash. He went there straight after leaving this one. 🤣🤣
whispering “baa nyela” as I put the item back on the shelf 😣
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Musa retweeted
The game that proved to United fans Carrick was the man for the job 😂😂😂
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Musa retweeted
Kai Havertz has scored 26 goals in the Premier League for Arsenal since joining in 2023. For context, Viktor Gyökeres scored 14 goals for us last season alone.
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R16k for a Tv game???????
Lmao but if we were honest about the prices we buy with our money to our parents they’d be so mad. 😂
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Come on man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thabo Mbeki here is saying the leadership that emerged from the 2007 conference was an intervention to destroy the ANC. A project by the Ossewa Brandwaag remants. In short, Jacob Zuma was a project by apartheid machinery to destroy the ANC. Fight with Mbeki not me ke. 🤣🤣🤣
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