She/her | UM Pastor | M. Div. | Love you, @DJDataScience | Aunt to Maeva G | embarrassingly obsessed with Kansas University #RCJH
Des Moines, IA
Joined May 2013
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Does anyone else have a spouse who works from home, doesn’t tell you when he has a work Zoom call, & so you walk into his office half naked ‘bout to ask him a ? and you don’t realize you’re letting it all hang out for John Deere? No? Just me? #marriage
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Heading to stir up three days of holy mischief across the Iowa Umc!
Please cover us in prayer 🙏🏽🔥
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Quick!
Who’s the patron saint of all day back-to-back meetings??? – at Davenport, IA
Anyone else have a spouse who despises change? @DjDataScience got a replacement debit card in the mail and as he destroys the old one he says “I’m kind of attached to this card. We’ve been through a lot together.”
Me: 🫠
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Listen, if Alexa and Brennon don’t get married on Love is Blind, we riot at dawn #LoveIsBlind3 #netflix
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Me finishing Love is Blind S2: this show is bullshit, bye
Me starting #LoveIsBlind3:
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Congressman Matt Gaetz had $482,321 in PPP loans forgiven.
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Congressman Mike Kelly had $987,237 in PPP loans forgiven.
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Asking plumbers and carpenters to pay off the loans of Wall Street advisors and lawyers isn’t just unfair. It’s also bad policy.
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Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.
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I feel like I’ve been saying “This is a particularly hard week” for like 3 years.
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The Whitman Sampler. “Be curious, not judgmental” – Walt Whitman (Thank you, Sara, for this textile from your mom.) #tedlasso instagr.am/p/CUwNcHZrnoY/
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Trent Crimm, Independent.
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#TedLasso
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The entire #TedLasso fandom assembling to find Nate:
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From @Sarcasticluther : Too many girls have sat on too many pews never once hearing themselves represented in the readings or preaching or language of their very own God in whose image they were made. What Wil Gafney is offering us here is a way to DO BETTER. #WomensLectionary
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Dropped by @TheSweetLobby earlier to pick up some Valentine’s treats for the weekend. Shhh – don’t tell Joe! 💕
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So humbled by everyone's support! If you'd like to read more of my words, you can pre-order my first ever poetry collection, The Hill We Climb, here! @penguinrandom amazon.com/dp/0593465067/ref…
