I write about pop music. Everything is embarrassing.

New York, NY
Joined September 2008
Madonna x Boy Smells incoming, it seems. I’ll be sniffing.
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I am being educated about Brazilian Stan Twitter uniting to prevent a far-right victory.
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I’m not mentally strong enough for this right now.
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Breaking: Lula has come from behind to win Brazil’s runoff election defeating Trump-Netanyahu ally Bolsonaro. Moments after the victory Sao Paulo erupted in celebration.
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me supporting lula cause at the end of the day brazilians are my cousins
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Brazil! 🇧🇷♥️
RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — Brazil President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva wins fourth term, according to electoral court.
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When asked to name the worst song of all time, I often turn to Geraldine’s horrifying 2013 return. It’s not even so bad that it circles back around to good. It’s just bad. Happy anniversary to a genuine triumph in sonic terror.
13 years ago, Geri Halliwell released “Half of Me”
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“Half of Me” apologists flooding my mentions. I feel insane.
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Motha went clubbing with her son last night in Paris.
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I now own what is possibly the messiest physical release of Glitter by Mariah Carey of all time😭
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Gasped on the street. @gracejones 👑
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“ever since i gave you my peacock password all i get is HIV commercials” - my sister
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Miley Cyrus fulfilled a fan’s request to shave their head backstage at the Hollywood Bowl amid battle with stage 3 breast cancer.
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Just told myself a story in order to live
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what if I told you the answer is yes
does the whale ask him?????? 😭😭😭
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Already having the most difficult year of my life… I didn’t need this on top of it.
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