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I'm just not the type to brag about myself in a Twitter bio. Would you do it for me?

Joined October 2009
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Twitter evidently thinks I'm VERY easily offended!
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Over time, I've really come to admire the way Warner Bros cartoon characters always have a stick of dynamite around in case they need it.
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Wait a minute -- @reidhoffman put money behind Christine Blasey-Ford AND E. Jean Carroll? How am I only just hearing about this?
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In case the employer wants to accept it. But it is not uncommon for employees to be shown the door that day. Having lame duck employees around is sometimes a problem.
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If this guy is so solidly clear that he is in the right, why did he suppress replies to this tweet?
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Sorry not bots. Just great minds thinking like me. In addition, the obvious response to a ridiculous claim that calling someone hysterical means they're stating a crime was committed would be to indicate that one has never experienced that.
Gee, word for word little bots. 🙄
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And for the record, the other poster was 15 minutes after me.
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And now, today's installment of Unintentionally Erotic Headlines:
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Leavitt is pregnant.
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This person actually blocked me for this. Amazing.
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Well at least you pulled your head out of your ass eventually, but apparently before you blocked replies to your tweets.
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He didn't hate, you sick asshole.
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Gosh poor Gerald had to go private. I wonder why.
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MyAlteredEgo retweeted
These people who are claiming that we can’t resort to cancel culture are total morons. I’m not asking for people to be fired because they believe the tax rate should be higher on the rich, or because they have a position on Israel/Gaza. I’m asking for people to be fired because they cheered on an assassination of an American citizen speaking in the public square. Our entire culture should weigh in on this, and the fallout on the careers and jobs of people who would act in such a way should be significant and unrelenting.
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OK this made me laugh.
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Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.
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I am so sorry to hear of the passing of Brian Wilson, one of the true greats of rock and roll. An American icon. Rest in peace.
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Dumbass calls for responses and says "I dare you", then limits responses.
#47 just dumped the Meals on Wheels program. Heaven forbid we look after seniors. Hey #MAGA: tell me why that's good. I DARE YOU
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This was not tested in court regarding Aerosmith.
Wrong. The Lanham Act has been used by multiple artists to stop Trump scum from using their music even after they've sold the rights. The Right of Publicity aspect says artists can stop usage if they don't want to be associated with scum like Trump. See: Aerosmith.
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