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Nashville, TN
Joined March 2010
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Body in motion stays in motion
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Only one of them has a degree.
See why she's smarter..
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Somebody has to hold it down at Planet Fitness
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Whosever idea this was needs a raise NOW
lights are brighter on rocky top
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lights are brighter on rocky top
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Jake retweeted
There being more ppl in a random apt complex in austin than some of those red counties
3/4 of the state is red. We’re dominated by the major metropolitan gays.
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U.S Minimum Wage in 2009: $7.25/hr U.S minimum Wage in 2026: $7.25/hr U.S. Billionaire Wealth in 2009: $1.27 trillion U.S Billionaire Wealth in 2026: $9.15 trillion Our job: Pass a billionaire wealth tax & raise the minimum wage to at least $20 an hour. No more excuses.
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I VOTED FOR THISSS!!!!
🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk’s net worth dropped $80 billion in the past 6 hours.
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Jake retweeted
It’s weird not to see republicans rioting and burning down cities. Oh, that’s right. Only democrats do that. My bad.
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A lot can happen in a year. Grateful 🤍
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it’s almost like being around people all the time gives you empathy for them
It always blows my mind how every major urban city in our country votes democrat...it's as if it's by design, which I believe it is. You look at the wide open spaces of Texas, they're conservative, free, and private. Major urban centers with people packed like sardines, they're liberal...I'll never understand it.
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best days to have been on twitter 1. september 10, 2025 2. 🆕 november 3, 2026 3. september 8, 2022
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They hold democrats to a higher standard than their own party.
Congrats, Democrats. You wanted the power, now you've got it. So here's the bill, due by February: Gas under $2. Free healthcare. Free food. Free college. Every last Epstein file released. And don't even try blaming Trump anymore. You run the show now. Every broken promise from here on has your name on it. Let's see you deliver. 🇺🇸
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And just like that, the chuds care about gas prices again!
So gas prices will be under $2 tomorrow, right democrats?
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Jake retweeted
If we’re libing out today on the TL, it’s time to build high speed rail like how god truly intended
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NAH COME OUTSIDE PUSSY @realDonaldTrump
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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And Appalachia
For the love of God, invest in the South
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FOUND A NON CITIZEN VOTING IN NEW HAMPSHIRE @ICEGOV
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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Being on here on election night is always peak
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watching election numbers come in for states i don’t live in
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