Lockdowns were used to change to updated batteries in the pigeons. The new batteries charge wirelessly via 5g. Older model pigeons sat on power lines to charge.
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Florida Surgeon General Dr. Joseph Ladapo delivered a masterclass response to a lawyer challenging his decision to end four vaccine mandates.
Attorney Simone Chriss claimed it would have a “devastating impact.”
This was his response:
“I understand you’re not a clinician or a physician.”
“Did you say devastating impact?”
Chriss: “I did.”
Dr. Ladapo: “There are other states in this country that do not mandate three of the vaccines that we’re removing.”
“There are many, many countries that don’t mandate any vaccines.”
“Canada.”
“Australia.”
“Denmark.”
“Sweden.”
“The United Kingdom.”
“Many of these countries actually have life expectancies that are longer than this country has.”
“It’s actually sort of perverse to think that you could separate parental rights from public health.”
“Engaged parents are the reason that children eat healthier diets.”
“Engaged parents are the reason that children exercise.”
“Engaged parents are the reason that children go to school and learn, which is a huge predictor of future health.”
“This idea of a devastating impact, I mean, talk about not supported by evidence.”
Florida is refusing to back down from their plan to end mandates for Hep B, chickenpox, Hib, and pneumococcal shots.
@FLSurgeonGen @HealthyFla
I hope they both go to one person, if that person is me
Without further ado, and with nothing but class, Rascal has decided to stay in line with this rare Terrific Tactical Tuesday Twofer by offering up a Glock 19 Gen5 Acro 9mm AND a Daniel Defense DDM4V7 5.56 rifle!
I asked the cool coon whether it should go to one lovely soul or if we should divide them up.
"Let the people decide" is an exact quote so that we will do.
See poll and make your opinion heard, below.
Good Luck
Godspeed
Keep Going, MFs
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Without further ado, and with nothing but class, Rascal has decided to stay in line with this rare Terrific Tactical Tuesday Twofer by offering up a Glock 19 Gen5 Acro 9mm AND a Daniel Defense DDM4V7 5.56 rifle!
I asked the cool coon whether it should go to one lovely soul or if we should divide them up.
"Let the people decide" is an exact quote so that we will do.
See poll and make your opinion heard, below.
Good Luck
Godspeed
Keep Going, MFs
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ALT Part 1/2 of an SMBC comic update. A kid argues with his father, asking why does he have to clean his room. The father replies "because I said so and I have dominion over you." The kid asks "by what authority?!" The father explains "your life without me would be solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short. You surrendered your natural rights to me in exchange for the benefits of civilization!" The kid retorts "there's no such state of nature! This is imagined history!" The father ends the discussion by stating "it is a tacit covenant restated every time I supply you chicken nuggies!"
ALT Part 2/2 of an SMBC comic update.The kid yells to an unseen parent "mom, dad's using a fictitious social contract to legitimize coercive authority!" The mom replies : "billy, your father and I are a single leviathan!"
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A missing wife, a murder charge, and another ICE hoax | OPINION by @chriswtremo trib.al/j6rQLCn
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She doxxed an ICE officer on Facebook and told people to "blast HER." Then investigators looked at her phone.
Arely Guzman was a real estate agent in Albertville, Alabama, and one of the loudest anti-ICE voices in town.
Her phone showed she was helping move illegal aliens, including Chinese nationals, and handling cash for a smuggling ring run by an inmate in an Oklahoma prison.
She pleaded guilty in federal court this summer.
This week a Texas jury convicted three more members of that same ring. Prosecutors say it made over $5 million.
Their enforcer shot a man, tried to dissolve his body in acid, set it on fire, filmed it, and sent the video to the boss.
That's the operation this "activist" was part of while she was out there trying to sic a mob on an ICE employee.
Next time a Democrat tells you that unmasking ICE agents is about "accountability," remember her name.
Sometimes the person screaming loudest about ICE has the most to hide.
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Shits happening again!! But this time got busted.. but this is one polling place, out of how many thousands? This is Treason, or at least Sedition. Do these people know the consequences for each? Do they think there’s too many of them?
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Ultraman - A Gift from the Sky (E34)
1967 / Tokyo Broadcasting System / Hajime Tsuburaya
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"An ant can lift fifty times its body weight" sounds impressive unless you understand the square-cube law and realize a human shrunk down to the same size would be able to lift over a hundred and fifty times his body weight.
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Did Musk fiddle with Ukrainian Starlink or Trump?
No. Zelensky did.
When Russia jammed GPS, the terminals thought they were in Russia and stopped working. Ukrainian engineers soldered onto them and disabled GPS. They worked again.
Russia then spoofed GPS the same way. Starlink worked in Russia until Musk blocked it with extra credentials.
Starlink has a 100 mph speed limit, but Ukrainian engineers disabled the speed sensor.
Drones then flew into Russia “while stationary in Ukraine,” enabling deep strikes.
In a maintenance update, Musk’s engineers limited the satellites a stationary terminal could use. This stopped the attacks, as the drones switched satellites often.
Zelensky then said, “You fiddled with Starlink.” No—they did not. The comedian had.
