Metamorphose https://xitter.cf/t.co/7ozwCo6Y5M

Joined June 2019
Austrias biggest historical achievement was convincing the world that Adolf Hitler was a German and that Beethoven was Austrian
HITLER WAS AUSTRIAN???????????
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i would like to give up 1 of my 2 top 5 spots in order to bring attention to a super underrated, talented and young prodigy the future of all Aatrox content and gameplay I humbly present to you: the 9,4 Million Mastery Points Arkham Asylum Escapee "Wun Wun Wun Wun"
Who is the best Aatrox player in the world? 💪 2949 LP, 972 games, 58% winrate. All on Aatrox. ⚔️
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OPGG actually says that it is 44,080 Master players in EUW not 30,000 that screenshot is data from about 5 months ago in 2023 it was only 12,500 Master players
EUW Solo Q rank distribution 📊
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formatting issue:❌ 140309 BOMBOCLAT TEAR STACKS:✅
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the newest onepiece chapter is PEAK
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I speak a lot with chinese people because of my statue hobby and they always call me "dear" and it makes me laugh every time because it feels like a late 70s trad wife is messaging me about my league of legends statue being shipped out soon lmfao
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TikTok says that Yasuo/Yone are easier to pick up than Qiyana/Talon my experience in Challenger says the exact opposite what do you guys think?
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it's this mf
guess the player 😎
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you know whats funny there‘s most likely a chinese server room somewhere that has the exact information of when I last scratched my balls but I can‘t watch someone elses replay? I guess bro lmao
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lukewarm take: Qiyana is most likely the strongest melee Champion in the Game right now
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Official Statue Reveal After Hours Spirit Blossom Springs Ahri Size: Unkown (my estimate: Height 55-65cm) Price: Unkown (my estimate: $1,000-$1,500)
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I usually don‘t like collecting League Skins + I already have a Ahri statue but holy shit this one looks incredible
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bro said:
Just ordered and ate my first burger, butter on buns, meat too cooked and too salty 4/10
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Official Statue Reveal Zoro vs King #OnePiece Size: W74 x D49 x H68 cm Price Est.: ~$1,500-$2,000
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yeah no shit
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here‘s some positivity for today: Jezu is the craziest fuckin ADC player I‘ve ever played with over the years I played with and against him at least 100 times and he NEVER had a bad game I rarely glaze anyone but myself, but that guy is a phenomenon on ADC
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(solo queue) league of legends is fuckin dead streamers only do content challenges or do troll picks/builds for fun people getting banned because they sneezed too loud and Rioters are getting dragged through the dirt by the community on twitter what a boring ass year
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some Kayn fans try very hard to defend Rhaast, trying to claim that he isn‘t the bum Darkin that he actually is Here‘s why Rhaast is a bum: Kayn Defenders Argument Nr. 1: "Rhaast isn‘t weak, Kayn is just really strong" Kayn is an expert martial artist and he did master every weapon available, which is impressive on a human level, but against a Darkins blood magic and mind control, it doesn‘t matter wether or not you can use the nunchucks really well when it comes to Kayns Shadow Magic, he is good at using it, BUT canonically he is NOT stronger than Zed yet (and Zed isn‘t the most impressive character, he basically only had beef with his master and Shen while struggling to keep Jhin in jail lol) Shadow Magic itself also doesn‘t have a history of big feats (as far as I have read), it is a big reach to try and claim that a Shadow Magic User like Kayn that is inferior to Zed would be able to control a strong Darkin with it, this would upscale Zed to literal God Level and that makes no sense really some people have also said "well Kayn has a very strong WILL, so he can withstand Rhaast" I mean come on, this isn't Green Lantern, wtf does "will" even qualify as and how do you measure shit like that? on top of that, Kayn isn't a day above 19 years old, let's try and stay serious, if Kayn was this honed old man that developed wisdom and strong will, then I would have some sympathy for that take but Rhaast is just a bum Kayn isn't this experienced sharpened mental monk, he has the attitude of a cocky edgy anime teen, he acts ouf of arrogance, emotion, and hubris Kayn Defenders Argument Nr. 2: "Rhaast literally fought Zaahen for days" that is actually true, in Zaahens lore, it did say that him and Rhaast where fighting for multiple days and nights, Rhaast even managed to land a fatal blow on Zaahen, which pissed him off enough to the point of ending the fight pretty much instantly after that people ignore the context of that fight, the fight didn't last so long because Zaahen "struggled" vs Rhaast, but rather because Zaahen downscales himself by feeling pity, being sad and trying to reason with the Darkin he fights, he was basically holding back against Rhaast until he had no choice but to deal the fatal blow if Zaahen was bloodlusted, he would one tap Rhaast easily Zaahen would not be able to afford such feelings when facing Aatrox or Xolaani, he would have to go all out instantly against those 2 or otherwise lose and last but not least, it is literally impossible to imagine Kayn being able to wield Darkin Aatrox, Xolaani or Zaahen Kayn would be consumed immediately, that fact alone downscales Rhaast I think Kayn would possibly be able to wield lower Tier Darkin like Varus or Naafiri but the difference between those Darkin and Rhaast, is that Rhaast has no accomplishments except for that one fight against Zaahen, which I already explained, wasn't really a proper fight Rhaast is a bum, I am sorry, I'll die on that hill
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holy fuck, i wrote an entire bible this Rhaast guy really sucks doesn't he
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when I made the Darkin Tierlist, I actually read all of the lore again and I realized once more how absolute PEAK Joraal would be as a melee support Champion not only is he a high ranking Captain and Tactician for Aatrox but he is also the most disturbed and mentally destroyed Darkin since he fought at the very front of the war against the Void Once he was sealed into his own shield, he was buried below what would eventually become Demacia in the future after millennia he ended up as a relic inside the house of a noble demacian family named "Fortis" and he was passed down for generations as a form of safekeeping Joraal was eventually freed one day after the youngest son of the family (estimated to be below the age of 10) ended up touching the shield and becoming Joraals current host I‘d like to imagine that this incident also probably lead to the demise of that house and the rest of the family not only is this tragic and epic enough already, but this short dialogue where you can read the mother scolding the boy after she caught him trying to climb up to the shield one day just gave me the rest THIS is the type of shit that gets me excited, not a fucking boyband
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ain‘t no way bruh
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