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Glenn McComb@lenymo4h
As a kid I was a mad NBA fan. Every cent of pocket money I had was spent on basketball cards and I was known for wearing a full jersey-and-shorts uniform to school. With this in mind I have built @hoopsjunkie_io to be as kid friendly as possible. No ads, no gambling, just hoops.
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B/R Hoops
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Projected No. 1 pick Tyran Stokes in an exhibition loss to No. 11 Louisville: 15 PTS | 3-13 FG | 0-3 3PT | 9-14 FT | 9 REB | 4 AST
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mark@mkhoops24h
The Bulls aren’t going to be good. The Raptors are built to kill teams like the Bulls. Giddey is built to be killed by teams like the Raptors. Tiago is average and needs a lot of seasoning. ⬆️ things reasonable minds already knew before the season and aren’t surprised now
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Will Griffith@WillofThaPeople5h
Willingly watching the Sacramento Kings in 2026:
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Leslie ||🔴⚫🟢@Okachukwudi5h
Replying to @NBACouchside
Also the weakest western conference of our collective lifetimes, the bottom 8 of the west was awful
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Ramiro Bentes@NbaInRstats12h
I’ve built an R package, {nbadatar}, to load my NBA play-by-play, possession and lineup data, now live for 2026-27 and updated daily, with 30 seasons of history. github.com/ramirobentes/nbad… Here's how the data looks for last night's 23-0 run by Detroit against Boston. #rstats
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espnW
@espnW6h
"I'm not letting you take this from us." 😤 Angel Reese on her mindset as a leader
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Did this IRL
Will Gottlieb
@WillGottlieb8h
Bulls have something in Sellers. He's gonna be a player.
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Hoop Central
@TheHoopCentral9h
“SHE CANT FU*K WITH ME.” — Angel Reese.
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m@@jollykerner5h
Replying to @NBACouchside
i would use this chance to dunk on #SeeRedNation that thought billy donovan was holding this team back but then i remembered they can’t read :(
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Tiago benefited from two separate narrative things that boosted his reputation that have nothing to do with his quality: 1. Replacing literally the worst coach in basketball and 2. Doing Pretty Good in a Very Tough Situation
Jimmy Butlerian Jihad@NBACouchside6h
Not looking good for the Tiago Splitter is a good coach narrative with the Bulls pants-shitting debut and the Blazers coming out of the gate cooking under Micah Nori.
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✨@abolishcxps6h
said this about angel during that lsu win over iowa and still stand by it today!! talk your shit queen you’ve earned it
✨@abolishcxps2 Apr 2023
personally,, i support women being competitive sore winners who trash talk
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Not looking good for the Tiago Splitter is a good coach narrative with the Bulls pants-shitting debut and the Blazers coming out of the gate cooking under Micah Nori.
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VP of Wu Tang Financial
@BarbChairScott7h
Glad Angel got out of the hell hole that is the Chicago Sky organization
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Bun@bunrxm6h
The plan? shit talk Luka Doncic
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Brian@BrianJNBA6h
this was me, I said it on my capsule board lol
Jimmy Butlerian Jihad@NBACouchside6h
A friend who knows ball but shall remain nameless called Caleb, Super Jerami Grant tonight and if that's what we got and missed out on Cam Boozer The Generational, the Bulls are turbo fucked lol
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ESPN Insights
@ESPNInsights6h
The Raptors beat the Bulls 135-92 on Wednesday night: 🏀 Largest win in a season opener in Raptors franchise history 🏀 Largest loss in a season opener in Bulls franchise history 🏀 According to Elias, it's the largest loss by a team in a head coach's debut with a team in NBA history
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A friend who knows ball but shall remain nameless called Caleb, Super Jerami Grant tonight and if that's what we got and missed out on Cam Boozer The Generational, the Bulls are turbo fucked lol
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Underdog
@Underdog6h
Luka Doncic to Yaxel Lendeborg "Come back out, p*ssy"
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Incredible what games can be like when it's not entirely populated by business goblins that don't give a fuck about the game
Gladio Langford@fearthe_void7h
Way more life than an nba game holy shit
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