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Name's Falco, part of Maines/Davids crew. Best driver you will ever find in Night City. got a preem mustache. Fuck Smasher he took my arm.

Joined November 2026
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G'day there twitter, name's Falco. *FALCO HAS JOINED PARODY TWITTER*
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Is there like one bigass Cyberpunk 2077 parody GC that I should know about/be apart of?
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this is preem, I'm getting some slight traction, thanks chooms, love all of ya'll
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who here thinks their worthy enough for me to give them Davids/Gloria's jacket?
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who needs a ride?
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Oh cmon-
So due to recent events/meetings we at Militech have decided to start preparing the 5th corporate war against Arasaka.
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Bah, Kiwi did what she did to survive, I wouldn't have done it but I see why she did what she did
/ I wanna make a Kiwi but I'm so scared everyone's gonna hate her </3
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//man being surrounded by bigass parodies while I'm a tiny lil one is intimidating
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