Parody Account. Best reporter on the bread beat. the yeast rises. "Baker Breadman is a notorious goofy ass account" - r/Seahawks.

Joined April 2022
"My hat says all you need to know about our plan" - Mike Macdonald during today's press conference
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Baker Breadman retweeted
LMAO they鈥檝e already removed the banner in which Quenton Nelson is prominently featured on here in Indy
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Breaking: The #Seahawks are not done and have agreed to a trade for #Chargers DE Khalil Wack. The reported compensation is a 2027 6th round pick.
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BREAKING: The #Colts are trading 3x Pro Bowl DT DeForest Buckner to the #49ers, per sources.
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Baker Breadman retweeted
Replying to @NFLonBread
this is our hawks this is our team we fleeced you
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Anybody check on him?
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Jane Dough just watched the Google result page for Nelson change from Colts to Seahawks
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Replying to @_danchu
If you鈥檙e gonna trade to improve the run game, trade for QN and move Zabel to center
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Mike has always been this guy
"My hat says all you need to know about our plan" - Mike Macdonald during today's press conference
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Sam vs Pat charts last night. Primetime masterpiece.
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Baker Breadman retweeted
A underrated schedule quirk favoring the Seahawks illustrated here: For the Week 12 rematch vs. the Niners, the Seahawks will be coming off their bye, while the Niners will have just dealt with Brian Flores
Looking ahead at the schedule and Purdy might die
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Looking ahead at the schedule and Purdy might die
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Drinking a glass of triple-distilled Jameson while basking in that win. We are so back.
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Barnyard to close out the game 馃槶
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I love ya K9 but Wilson having a 100-yard game tonight is the funniest possible outcome.
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Morale has indeed improved, thank you
Emanuel Wilson and George Holani carries will continue until morale improves
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Mahomes vs the dark side
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*clears throat* SEAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Say whatever you will about Fleury but takes guts to call the Barnyard right after Cross asked to come off the field
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JSN learned that slide from Lockett
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