Professional shit talker. Analysis of all things NFL. Unbiased Takes. Valedictorian from the School of Ball with 2x PhDs. President of Jaguars fandom.

Downtown Jacksonville, FL
Joined March 2025
Replying to @NFLunhinged @grok
I don't know why i muted you i must be mistaken
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Take Bosellis advice and move on that way. I understand you want to be a real jaguars fan so bad. But you just don’t have what it takes. They’re like the women you obsessed over but won’t give you the time of day. It just looks weird and creeper behavior to obsess over someone who clearly doesn’t want you. As much as you don’t want BTJ on the jags is how much Shad, Boselli, Coen, Gladstone, Trevor, Hunter, etc.. don’t want you to pretend to be a fan. At this point you claiming to be a jags fan is like you claiming to be in a relationship with Madison Beer. Only in your delusional mentally stunted brain are either of those things true. And the irony with the tissues. You’re literally on here crying about grown men not catching a football. You’re acting all bitch like titans and Texans fans.
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We won the division by week 7. That’s belt to ass son.
“We stay putting belt to y’all’s ass lol” mind you this the over all record
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Titans fans are weird bro
james gladstone is such a pussy you could be fucking his mom infront of him and he’d sit on his hands like a little bitch with some “jags are heavily rumored to stop james gladstones mom from being fucked” knowing damn well he ain’t gonna do shit like no nigga you is a bitch this bum ass nigga always rumored yet never does shit cus he’s a pussy cus last time he made a trade the nigga was a bum like no nigga you js a bitch go out there and trade bum ass nigga idgaf about your white te you want to draft with our first pick in the draft bitch ass nigga all you do is sit on your hands on my momma i could be a better gm than you pussy ass nigga make me gm for 1 day and id have max crosby on the team but this bum ass nigga holding onto btj like btj got nudes of this nigga entire family like nigga fuck outta here trade this nigga bum ass bitch boy
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Don’t forget the Klowns. Which includes you guys talking shit about BTJ or Gladstone. Move on that way like Tony Boselli said.
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Said something so retarded he’s a titans fan now.
You laugh id trade current Gladstone for current Joe Schoen in a heartbeat
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Remember Parker is getting paid this offseason and prolly Anton. Parker will reset the WR market and Anton is getting top 5 LT money. Take care of the future and the future will take care of the now. Help is not on the way. Stay the course and running with what we have unless the value is lopsided is the logical move. Keep our picks in what is going to be a deep draft with a demon making the picks.
Jaguars current cap space per Over The Cap 2026: $4.7M 2027: -$15.4M 2028: $91.6M Gladstone needs to do a little magic to make a trade happen
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I thought she was just learning ? Chris Ballard is prolly happy af he’s out from under the micro managing from a nepo baby who has no clue what she’s doing. She took over the team it was what 15 years ago she was the rep in the owners meetings ? Thats actually when she started taking notes and wearing headsets. How has the Colts done under her leadership ? Terrible. The colts job is the worst job in the league because of her. Colts have a nepo baby who doesn’t know ball ruining their team. Titans don’t even belong in the league at this point and are completely irrelevant. And the Texans are stuck with the most overrated player in history demanding a record setting contract who doesn’t elevate the team around him and constantly plays his worst at crunch time. Hes just barely good enough you have to keep him unless you plan to rebuild. The next 5 years will have the Jags dominating the AFC South.
lol colts owners screwing up the team like everyone said she would. You love to see it.
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lol colts owners screwing up the team like everyone said she would. You love to see it.
Schefter: Colts ownership doesn't want to trade Jonathan Taylor.
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Who wants to join a NFL shit talking group chat with all the shooters in the league ?
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This dumb bitch just learned how the algorithm works. Swifties talking about someone else being obsessed lmfao. Brain dead bitch
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LOL “I think Dak and CJ Stroud are the same QB.” While talking about why Dak ain’t a top 10 QB.
after watching the cowboys vs eagles came, i’ve come to the conclusion Dak Prescott is NOT a top 10 quarterback ..
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Damn hopped on IG and Texans getting cooked over there too. Here’s a little message for Texans FC and their bum ass QB Choke Job Stroud.
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Might look better with the uniform but looks weird to me idk.
They're here and they're beautiful 🤩 #INDvsJAX
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Texans got a dose of what the Jags went through in London lol.
Unfortunately.. being a Houston Texans fan, this isnt new to us When there's a team we're suposed to beat, a QB we supposed to put away.. They allow both to have hall of fame games
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So youre saying BTJ is the equivalent of what Dilla is to being an “insider”?
I also laugh because he very clearly cares. He blocks. He runs hard (without the ball) but he just might not be very good!
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Swifties seeing this Seahawks post…
End Game
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Won’t someone think of the poor billionaire wahhh
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