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Though we are a satirical entity that aims to make people laugh and think, we are also locals, who, like many of you, have struggled to make it through these past few days.๐งต 1/10
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A letter from New Orleans Saints owner and CEO Gayle Benson
neworlns.co/BensonLetter
Let's take 2006 and push it to 2026. The Saints have fired Kellen Moore and are looking to hire a new coach.
The list of candidates includes: Jets defensive coordinator Donnie Henderson, Cleveland Browns offensive coordinator Maurice Carthon,
โ ๏ธ The more things change the more they stay the same. This was two years ago, on Oct. 14, 2024. ๐ฎโ๐จ
#NewOrleans #NeutralNews #Neuws #Saints #WhoDat @Kat_Terrell
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The Saints and Pelicans can keep losing, management can keep making questionable decisions, and both franchises can still grow in value by hundreds of millions, if not billions.
The fans are emotionally invested. Ownership is financially invested.
And somehow...
precious, limited time getting worked up over two perpetually bottom-of-the-league products whose financial success apparently has very little to do with their performance.
Find a hobby. Visit family. Spend some time outside. Take a walk. Enjoy life...
The teams will still be here when you get back. Probably in the same place in the standings.
#NewOrleans #NeutralGroundNews #Saintsย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย #Pelicans
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Don't forget... the Saints got to Paris several days before the Steelers so they could better acclimate.
Rodgers complained his team should have done the same instead of arriving Friday.
He forgot they were playing the Saints.
Witnesses say the man spoke in a calm, measured tone, as though explaining something terrible yet inevitable.
โYou must stop watching,โ he told the gathering crowd.
๐ซ neutralgroundnews.com/man-frโฆ
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Scientists confirmed today that a new program is underway to extract and cryogenically store the full โfan essenceโ of Saints and Pelicans supporters, a process designed to protect fans from further exposure to the current state of both franchises.
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#Saints fans got the Paris folks screaming Who Dat already ๐ โ at Paris, France
He also liked what'd he seen with future HOFer Dennis Allen, too. #LookBeyondTheResults
Mickey Loomis declined to share his evaluation of Kellen Moore to this point, but noted that he likes what heโs seen and that this team is still in a rebuilding phase. #Saints
The Pelicans are back for another 82 games, and New Orleans residents are preparing to give the team their undivided inattention.
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