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Why will you be cruising with a 12 Million Naira car in Abuja when you can use it to earn 150K daily from small Uber business From Abuja airport to the client location and charge them 25K Pick up 6 client and you have 150K in your account without stress

My driver used to not try to slow down until the day I told him if he knocks someone down I will give him to the authorities and continue on my journey. Na our way

Idan aka ce ma ka I have a crush on you🥰 Mene ne best reply da za ka bayar😆🙏🏻

Please who ordered products from Temu, is their products legit?

EFCC RECRUITMENT| The agency limit for this category is 30 years and you're currently 30 as you said. So, if the recruitment will be fast forward to complete within November, then, you're good to go but if it will take time just as Custom, CDCFIB then you're in hot soup. Regardless, you can take a risk and apply

Na SMP no dey make me reply some. I just handle that giran in me and move

Algorithm, please only show this post to people who will reply to my greetings. Good morning moots 🥰

The actual price is of IPhone 18 Duo is $2,000 dollars, which is about 2.6million naira. So why are vendors selling it for 4.3-4.5million naira? 🤔

My landlady’s lawyer dropped some messages on my WhatsApp earlier today and my chest first cut 😣 he deleted everything and I had to ask him hope it’s not that they are planning to send us out o😂 because it’s either a quit notice or rent increment.

When Bill Gates’ daughter started kindergarten, he dropped her off at school in the mornings while still Microsoft’s CEO. Within a few weeks, other dads at the school began to drop their children off in the mornings instead of their wives.

Gaskiya same here. 😂 This dilemma is even worse in public office. You are only taken seriously by both civil servants and outsiders when you package yourself, have one or two police or DSS officers moving around with you, and travel everywhere in a convoy or an extravagant SUV. The same applies to random police officers on the road. The other day, the police escort of a government official junior to me was pushing me aside as we filed into the mosque for Jumu’ah prayers, until his boss noticed what was happening and came over to apologise, teasing me that I was to blame for not acting like a big man. On another occasion, along the Abuja Airport Road, the pilot car of some nonentity kept blaring its siren to scare me off the road, even though I was driving fast enough. I refused to budge because there were other lanes, but they insisted that I move to another lane. They eventually stopped me, but had to apologise after I flashed my ID card. The thing is, I feel embarrassed even when someone opens a door for me purely out of kindness, without any obligation or expectation to do so, let alone entertain the thought of indulging in this sort of vanity.

“Please greet your mother for me." I have never delivered that message in my entire life.

More States Pass State Police Bill as Approvals Reach 32 of 36 Approved (32): Abia, Adamawa, Akwa Ibom, Anambra, Bayelsa, Benue, Cross River, Delta, Ebonyi, Edo, Ekiti, Enugu, Gombe, Imo, Jigawa, Kaduna, Kano, Kebbi, Kogi, Kwara, Lagos, Nasarawa, Ogun, Ondo, Osun, Oyo, Plateau, Rivers, Sokoto, Taraba, Yobe, Zamfara Committee review (2): Katsina Bauchi Received (1): Borno No public update (1): Niger

What is the most cutest name to give a baby girl/boy? I am thinking of a name to give my first child 🌚🥰

Simps are terrible. How can you even simp on fat woman 😂😂😂 your mama swear for you?

These cars with auto brake systems will finish us in this Lagos ooo. The way Lagosians just cross the road like they are immune to accidents is just something else. These cars react to human and object presence, and to avoid hitting anyone, the emergency brake aggressively applies itself. Making the unsuspecting driver behind ram into the car in front (especially if their car is not equipped with such a system too) 2nd accident in 1 month🫩🫩🫩

Walahi, we’re always the ones doing ourselves. Tell me why a bikeman would charge 700 naira instead of 500 naiea just because he saw so many people waiting for bikes. It wasn’t even raining when he called the price. People refused to board his bike sha 😂 We’re always