NOLA

There's been a lot of discussion about my cat Nola recently and I'd like to address some things; NOTE: neither me nor @offchain are connected to any Nola-based tokens - no affiliation, sponsorship or endorsement. DYOR :) 1. Although she has been portrayed glowingly on the internet, Nola is actually a bad girl who likes to drink from my water glass when I'm not looking and jump up onto the counter. 2. Nola tends to be quite a private cat, most of the time hiding from visitors to my home, so I think she would likely be quite horrified to know of her fame. 3. One of Nola's favorite games is playing with tiny scraps of paper which leads me to believe that she's likely a proponent of the paper based fiat system over digital currencies. 4. Nola only personally endorses products that she's able to interact with, mostly through biting and licking, so she's unable to personally endorse any sort of electronic product. 5. Nola is generally not very supportive of our industry given that she feels as though it takes me away from my much more important duties of rubbing her belly and keeping her bowl constantly full of food 6. Nola has never given anyone financial advice, and in fact has no conception of currency, though she may have some notion of bartering-based economic systems given that she sometimes trades attention for treats