captain carter.

My jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience and say in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!”

// OSUSBABE WHAT IF SPOILERS

// thinking about them again…

𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆, 𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃 100% 𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐒𝐔𝐁 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐖𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 & 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍.