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❌ Not the official feed for Match of the Day. Football jokes. Parody. 18+.

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ffs Sol
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There's absolutely no need for his cufflinks to be that big.
FC Bayern München
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So proud 🥺 @HKane
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When Troy Deeney said this about Harry Kane 😭🤣
Transfer News Live
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🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Harry Kane has won the 2026 Men's Ballon d'Or. 🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🔸 73 goals. 🔸 8 assists. 🔸 Bundesliga winner. 🔸 German Cup winner. 🔸 German Super Cup winner. The crowning moment of an extraordinary career. The England captain is a Ballon d'Or winner. 🐐👏
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When a man offers you a handshake and you're sat down, show your respect by standing up, look him in the eye and shake his hand. You do not stay seated. A man should not do that.
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Lamine Yamal can't get near him.
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Football Tweet ⚽
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🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: The Top 10 rankings of the 2026 Ballon d'Or: 1. Harry Kane 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2. Kylian Mbappé 🇫🇷 3. Lamine Yamal 🇪🇸 4. Rodri 🇪🇸 5. Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 6. Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇬🇪 7. Ousmane Dembélé 🇫🇷 8. Erling Haaland 🇳🇴 9. Michael Olise 🇫🇷 10. Fabián Ruiz 🇪🇸
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The most exciting moment of the Ballon d'Or ceremony..
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Why is Sol Campbell speaking like that? 😭😭
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Harry Kane when they told him he won the Best Striker of the Year award...
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This is absolutely sensational viewing.
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You can't argue with his logic...
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There is only one man who can save Man United now…
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The biggest flop at Man Utd...
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🚨 Xabi Alonso's record against Europe's biggest clubs is raising some serious questions: ❌ 0-2 vs Tottenham ❌ 1-2 vs Arsenal ❌ 2-3 vs Barcelona ✅ 2-1 vs Atlético Madrid ❌ 1-2 vs Manchester City ❌ 0-1 vs Liverpool ✅ 2-1 vs Barcelona ❌ 2-5 vs Atlético Madrid ❌ 0-4 vs PSG ❌ 2-4 vs Dortmund ❌ 0-2 vs Bayern Munich ❌ 0-3 vs Bayern Munich ❌ 0-4 vs Liverpool ❌ 0-3 vs Atalanta 📊 14 matches. Just 2 wins and 12 defeats. Is his record in the biggest games becoming a genuine concern? 🤔
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CLUB
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Clear-ly Lake-ing in Defence vs Most Expensive 17th Yet Stamford Bridge. 24 October 2026.
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Not Match of the Day retweeted
Football Tweet ⚽
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I'm starting to see the light with Roberto De Zerbi at Tottenham.. 👏 To go to Stamford Bridge, a ground where Spurs rarely win, and come away with a victory like that shows they're building something special. I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if Tottenham finish in the top five this season.
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@clubgame20h
Clear-ly Lake-ing in Defence vs Most Expensive 17th Yet Stamford Bridge. 24 October 2026.
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Manchester Derby in the Championship next season...
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Youri Tielemans since joining Manchester United.
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Bruno Fernandes facing Erling Haaland in the Manchester derby in the Championship next season.
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Having Baleba down as 'Last Chance' when he arrived 3 minutes ago is insane work.
Kaka #CarrickOut@22xKakaOct 25
26/27 squad
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Ah thanks Kai. So generous.
Simon Collings@sr_collingsOct 25
You may have spotted a few Arsenal players promoting this on their socials yesterday. A great cause for a young Gunners fan ❤️ solvingkidscancer.org.uk/chi…

Zach's campaign

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