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old man totally off his face. #2 fragrance icon. 31. they/them

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Sharing Elder Scrolls lore is my love language
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October is for 80s, blood and guts, and schlock movies. November is for dark, ominous, psychological gothic stuff. December is, too. The Victorians understood this, they made ghost stories a key part of Christmas. These dying months are great for the macabre.
There’s still a week grace period to watch halloween movies fyi
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Nobody: Me for the next week: it’s 4pm but it would actually be 5pm right now
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This may be my favorite Halloween ever
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forget a witches brew we have baja blast
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yes elder scrolls 6 will be bad and yes I will still be there day 1. you will too. don’t fuckin lie to me
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I want a full body MRI for Christmas
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The official announcement will be that they’re considering starting to maybe begin making the game at some point
The next Elder Scrolls game is reportedly titled ‘THE ELDER SCROLLS VI: SENTINEL’. An official announcement will happen soon. (Source: theverge.com/tech/1022023/mi…)
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hate the fucking icy roads piece of shit smashed my fuckin windshield prolly cost a thousand dollars fuckin bullshit fuckin snowy ass mountains you go fuck yourself you little fuckin- stupid nature i’m not having it anymore coming out in the middle of goddamn
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part of my cat’s nighttime routine is following me to bed and purring by my side for approx 30 minutes until she’s decided it’s time to leave and go to the living room. It’s mysterious and important
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i am so patriotic for my country (the great lakes region) (just the ones that touch lake michigan) (not indiana)
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I need Elder Scrolls VI to have sex so I can fuck every single one of my Khajiit and Argonian male companions for buffs
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my biggest fear is probably Everything
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Be friends with people who are excited to twin and match with you instead of someone who gets weird about it
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watching gay porn on my pip boy while the wife grills up some mole rat
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In a world of scary monsters, sometimes you gotta be the nice sprite
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"You ever seen Project Hail Mary, with Ryan Gosling in space?" George Kittle might need to be Rocky for Halloween 😂 @insidethenfl Week 7 Mic'd Up on X
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does Anyone want to Kill me? for Free i will even Pick u up
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Holy shit the whiplash I got seeing Numa Numa guy, chocolate rain and the 'Omg shoes' dude in the same ad hit me like a 18 wheeler.
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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