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Joined April 2015
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Tonight is for Betty White
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Tobey Maguire started laughing after paparazzi got hit by a car i’m fucking crying
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Slave at Amazon, slave at home, I pray his situation changes soon
World Latin Honey (@WorldLatinHoney) profile pictureWorld Latin Honey
@WorldLatinHoney23 Dec 2021
Woman slammed for making boyfriend FaceTime her for his entire 12-hour work shift
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I will never not be impressed by the fact that they actually built these fucking things.
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This shit stinks
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@overtime19 Dec 2021
IDC THIS MOVE IS TUFF 🤮 (via jjudah02/IG)
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NOW WEAR YOUR MASK!!!!
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“This you” spanning from analog to digital is hilarious
Quanesha Burks OLY (@strongbelieverQ) profile pictureQuanesha Burks OLY@strongbelieverQ17 Dec 2021
Replying to @LakeshowRuben
But you taking pics with him.. to save for your grandkids.. smh
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Girl at the ticket counter: what movie would you like to see? Me:bitch what you think?
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It's only one minute long, but this CCTV footage has a better narrative and more compelling character arcs than most of the arthouse films I've seen:
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
As the original tweeter notes later in the thread, this video is not “CCTV footage” but performance art — “a Dhar Mann-style inspirational video by Cris Elmasry” twitter.com/ponchorebound/…
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Kyle Korver had one of the most absurd heat checks we will ever see
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I remember someone said if you watch a Teddy performance on mute it look like he doing standup comedy
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The UK Covid Alert Level has been increased from Level 3 to Level 4
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Imagine looking up and seeing a slab of concrete flying directly at you 😳
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This some Allstate mayhem shit.
Hood Comedy (@HoodComedyEnt) profile pictureHood Comedy@HoodComedyEnt7 Dec 2021
Imagine looking up and seeing a slab of concrete flying directly at you 😳
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joe@joemul016 Dec 2021
What in the John Wick do women think we are taking down level 100 gear heads who are doing back flips after being tasered
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Snoop Dogg & Nipsey Hussle discussing Superman’s weakness is top tier comedy
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Crazy world
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He has played one of the longest, most left field goosing strategies of all time this kid and we all fell for it
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