Realistic @NUFC Fan. Sometimes reality hurts some feelings.

Joined October 2022
I know Fabrizio is pissed, he’s been glazing Yamal for the longest all year for him not to win the Ballon d’or, someone check on him
📲😎 Lamine Yamal on TikTok after the ceremony.
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You'd think after 15 years of being off their best with a carousel of nostalgia hires and big names Manchester United fans would realise they need a proven stabilising manager to steady them for a few seasons and build on that. But nope, seeing Conte and Roy Keane banded about.
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We are pleased to announce the appointment of Tomás Amaral as the club's new Head of First Team Recruitment. Tomás arrives with extensive experience across European football, having built a reputation for talent identification, market intelligence and strategic squad planning through roles in Portugal, Spain and Russia. Welcome to the club, Tomás 🙌
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Murph retweeted
The best player in the world. Our 2026 #BallonDor winner: HARRY KANE! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆
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THE GAME HAS NEVER BEEN SO BACK!
🏆✨ BREAKING: HARRY KANE WINS THE 2026 BALLON D’OR! 🌕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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I've seen enough start Thompson in the #10
All three goals from our Under-21s’ Tyne-Wear derby victory 👊
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It should have been him and BEK. Instead we got Almiron with a pencil tash.
🚨🇳🇱 | GOAL: WHAT A SPECTACULAR GOLAZO BY ANIS HADJ MOUSSA! WOW! WHAT A ROCKE! PSV 1-1 Feyenoord.
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Manchester United fans will still tell you in their thousands that this is a totally normal and sustainable way to run a business though.
Since 2005 Premier League clubs have had a total interest cost on borrowings and financial debt of £3.5bn. One club and one set of owners is responsible for 35% of the total. #Glazernomics Figures per @valuball
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If the leak is true i'm made up for Kane like. Well deserved.
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Eu farei 10x se for preciso. Eles não estão preparados.
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If he takes this its total waffle that he was burnt out and needed time away from the sport by the way. He took over a year between us and Bournemouth. Belter that we'd get compen mind.
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Lewis Miley is an absolute crock by the way. Gets injured as much as a 30+ Callum Wilson was.
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Absolute radio silence from Craig Hope. No surprise given we've won. Miserable fuckers probably drove into oncoming traffic.
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Not only did we win, we kept a clean sheet.
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A Steur 30-yard screamer would hit like crack right now
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Hornicek is him.
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This is a league winning team this. And thats not even hyperbole. Amazingly good.
This is a relegation team this. And thats not even hyperbole. Criminally poor.
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WE MIGHT BE BACK BOYSSSSSSSSSS
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BARNESSSSSSSSSSS MY FUCKINGGGGGGG WINGERRRRRRR
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