Copywriter for the $1B giant in financial newsletters. I tweet about big ideas and direct response. $40,000,000+ gross sales and counting…
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Whenever I'm reading long copy, the 1st couple lines give me a BIG tell about the writer:
"CW Noob or CW Veteran"
What's the tell?
It all comes down to something I call...
"Idea Settling"
And it's something I've never seen anyone else talk about before...
(cont...)
@nejatian
Ad guy, here:
Your launch page SCREAMS A.I.
I have a marketing idea that could…
1. Give your company and well-defined USP, and…
2. Do #1 in a legally compliant way.
DMs are $OPEN .
Today, we are launching Buy with Opendoor in beta in Texas. Use all of Opendoor’s scale to buy any home, Opendoor’s or not.
Save tens of thousands of dollars on your mortgage and fees.
opendoor.com/buywithopendoor
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When I first moved to NYC I barely left my apartment for a month because I had a huge launch to finish.
I noticed, much to my surprise, it was hard to find a coffee shop that was open at 6:30…or even 7!
(Even my hometown Starbucks opens at 5:30am).
I told my friend and he had, “it’s the city that never sleeps but it’s also the city that sleeps in.”
can't get a coffee in ft greene before 8 AM, some cafes aren't even open on mondays at all
blank street serves coffee in the morning when people want to buy coffee
this is why they're worth $1B
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helluva tweet.
This might be my last ever tweet. They're coming for me. I know too much.
Do you really think the stock market crash and the UK power cuts are separate news stories?? It's a dry run.
WAKE. UP.
The AI bubble hasn't popped, the compute has been redirected. The PHP hacks got the AI agents inside the infrastructure.
Do you think it's coincidence that Netanyahu’s election and the US midterms collide on the exact same timeline??? Strike groups are fully in position for imminent kinetic action on Iran.
Why do you think the Pentagon is suddenly prepping for nationwide blackouts - it’s a synchronized liquidity trap before the communications blackout hits.
By this time next week the algorithms will freeze the clearinghouses and the grid goes dark. Money will be meaningless.
Convert your pension to physical silver immediately. If you can sell your property, DO SO NOW.
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yep.
Just visited manhattan NYC and here's my thoughts:
- extremely stimulating
- not very clean
- central park is awesome esp in the mornings
- you can't wear airpods it's literally too stimulating
- uber is very expensive
- hotels are ridiculous (in terms of pricing)
- not like any town out there in terms of energy tbh
- food options are incredible (in a good way)
- having solo dinner is an experience
- even if the city is slowly eroding there's nothing quite like it
- would highly recommend anyone to visit
lol.
If it’s not 100% beef, it’s NOT a burger!! ❌🍔
But a survey in Japan showed that the #1 McDonald's burger for women is the "Shrimp Filet" (Ebi Filet-O)... 😭🦐
...Americans, I'm sorry. Japanese McDonald's is a disgrace to the burger world
......Americans, I leave the rest to you
......Avenge Japan. 💔🇯🇵🦅
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Dan Kennedy spoke of this.
Häagen-Dazs isn't Danish. It isn't a word in Danish or any other language. Two Polish immigrants, Reuben and Rose Mattus, started the company in the Bronx in 1960, and he sat at his kitchen table saying nonsense syllables until one of them sounded European. He added an umlaut, which Danish doesn't use, and put a map of Denmark on the early cartons. Pillsbury bought it in 1983 and in the US it's owned by Nestle's ice cream joint venture now.
The part I like is that when a competitor launched Frusen Glädjé with the same fake Scandinavian look, Häagen-Dazs sued them for copying its Scandinavian marketing theme. The court said you can't trademark pretending to be from Scandinavia. Both companies were from New York.
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