not you're grammar king from NY

California, USA
Joined December 2015
summa summa summa time ✨
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us gays and some places
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So I picked up BOTW again (I’ve been trying to beat it for 6 years) in order to feel justified to buy the new game and when I say all I had to do… was just… actually try to beat the beasts…. Instead of running away….. there’s a life lesson in here somewhere.
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anyways I almost wrote several poems about the moon last night so
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I’ll admit, I got back on here because of Hoziers unhinged tweets forgetting how unhinged I would tweet at moments and now I’m scared
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I remembered I had Twitter at 2am last night. Here’s to using this as my personal photo bucket again, oh and happy Jennifer Coolidge month!!
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Since I've only tweeted less than 10 times this year you're gonna have to confirm with @pinchyturtle and @g_regj that I'm still a funny bitch, sorry.
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Corazón De Seda retweeted
Everyone wanna be famous, everyone wanna be known like what happened to the plumbers of the world????
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if you want to ascend to Nirvana go to a Pitbull concert
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My dumbass began to smoke a joint as I was waiting to be picked to meet my friend at her AA picnic. Thoughtless. No brain cells.
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she laughed at this, that’s the only co-sign I needed
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did i become softer in my ways? yes. did i have the urge to fight someone a drag brunch just a few days ago? also, yes.
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I hate to be a stereotype, but I really do be saying "well I'm from New York so..." too often. I would like to recognize my sinful ways.
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"I don't think she's ever put on a gala" is my favorite Valley conversation I have ever heard in passing. Like yes Blair Waldorf, you tell em!
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Twitter let me know it’s my 6th bday, so as a present, here is an unhinged draft of mine from last year: currently have this on and off thing with a (REDACTED) and one of my last crushes was someone that pulled a knife on someone (self defense) so... what does that say about me?
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I’m convinced the reason I like to listen to hardcore/punk when I’m a bit anxious is because the sweet combo of all the instruments going a lil wild + the screaming is the best way to match the internal energy I’m experiencing. Thus balancing out my nerves.
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I deadass just put on my 2008 playlist and DGD/Pierce the Veil calmed me down so much. Also as someone that doesn’t like to express anger/frustration - it’s a nice release to sing along to.
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Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk