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Nate Burrows

@NateBurrows2

GOFUNDME Moralewich coat drive: https://xitter.gq/t.co/NCK72hpEk3 Creator of the phrase: “ayyyy put some cheese on that”

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Joined March 2013
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Luka to the Lakers? What’s next?? Laka to the Lukers?! I’m not doing well lots of bad stuff in my personal life
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Chicago folks: im headlining @ZaniesChicago Nov 27. putting a ticket link below
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@CantALoupe_FF1 Nov 2024
How Aaron Rodgers looks at his receiver after throwing the most uncatchable pass imaginable:
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Good morning ☀️
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twas the night before chicago bears football 🐻⬇️ #dabears @ChicagoBears
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Strange how referring to attractive people as "foxes" caught on and didn't just die the first time someone said it. Someone took a linguistic swing, assuming deep down we all recognize foxes as being our most bangable animal, and that weirdo was right.
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Somehow, someway, I am BACK on morning TV.
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I got two words that can turn around the Biden campaign: diss track
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Joe Kwaczala@joekjoek5 Jun 2024
when law & order cuts to a new location
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Doing stand-up again in general and doing stand-up specifically in Bushwick tonight
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We're going to look like real bigots when gas pump up the ass guy is on the cover of sports illustrated
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Yeah man it would be like playing against LeBron James and asking Andre Iguodala to guard him instead of your DPOY
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“There’s a center who won DPOY and we asking KAT to go guard the center” —@Money23Green on KAT guarding Jokić
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Cancel culture is real? Then tell me why Kevin Spacy has an HBO documentary
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coincidentally people who use the word "phallic" sound like total dicks
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ok what’s everyone’s thoughts on wearing socks during sex. i just feel like a condom would work better??
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Bobby C@Bobby_Condon27 Feb 2024
if you wanna know how my crew rolls a dancer asked my friend “why are y’all so glum?” at the strip club
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A standup clip on X 🤯!! Watch it, share it, watch "Michael Meyers Performs Comedy For Real People" via the link in my bio.
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Shane Gillis breathing life back into SNL:
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