Rowe Nava - The Beast From Beyond

If you ever want to know what it's like to get hit with a root in real life, sit somewhere that fucks up your circulation until your leg falls asleep and then stand up and walk like 6 steps before the blood starts flowing again.

Had a chair -> it broke Got a temporary replacement on Amazon -> my hips are too wide for it but I can still sit in it Parents got me a chair for my birthday -> it's probably my new bed

Halloween is over, time to trick or treat like my sister taught me in college, with my wallet at the nearest grocery store.

Yearly reminder that ~ 9 months ago is February. Yearly reminder that average gestation period for a human is ~40 weeks /~ 9 months. Yearly reminder that if you're born in/near november, you're probably the product of a Valentines day gone right. Now that you're done picturing your parents on valentines day I have one question. WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY.

At some point the unbridled rage i feel towards the general public began manifesting as neck pain. On a surely unrelated note, we should really have proper merging procedures on the driving test. If you dont know how to merge properly you shouldn't be driving.

You ever stop playing a game thinking, "eh, ill play more later." But when you get curious and look up the part you're at the internet is like, "Oh that guy. Yeah buddy, you're at the end of the game." Cause thats me with arkham city right now.

I got a replacement chair but my ass is too fat so I fit snuggle into it. It feels like a mix between on office chair and a stadium chair

I love getting railed by windows for an hour straight because it wanted to update right when I opened OBS.

So, in light of recent advancements in technology, the Doc Oc arms cant be too far away. By that metric the my digitigrade robot legs cant be that far either.

Welp.

For the first time in my life I have encountered the words: "Suspiciously moist cat" And I am uncertain of what to do with this arcane knowledge.

I was trying to see how long I could walk on my toes and was going for a good 30 minutes before I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. I nearly lost my shit, I looked like I snuck out of an old cartoon. Like the mystery gang with back problems. I cant want like that without dying of laughter and imrunningoutofmyinhalersendhelp

I now know that i must think im old. I tossed an object into a bucket from what Im fairly certain is around where the free throw line would be on a basketball court, sank that shit and thought "Haha, still got it." The next 5 seconds of my life I took more psychological damage than I have ever taken in a single instance as I realized what I just did.

Mark my words I will lose enough weight by the end of November that the weight I gain over the holiday season will just bring me back to normal This time im two steps ahead of my own fat ass.

"It fucks it over completely, beautiful."

Writing a story that starts in a civilization of scholar-style mages makes for some interesting and challenging times. Suddenly things I rarely bother to question in most settings become things that are in the immediate forefront of this one. And, because im an amateur at best, the things I already struggled with suddenly became significantly harder to do. Explaining the basics of my magic system in prose was something I expected to be easy, but instead, im fighting with conversations that dont make sense to have and walls of exposition I dont want to include. This is without even getting into the specifics of how certain things function and introducing some of the many concepts that will be explained later, and it really makes me appreciate manga/manhwa/manhua/comics/web tools and their 5+ panels of world building/explaination at the beginning of various chapters.

Every now and then im driving on the freeway hitting a solid 80mph cause it's California and the speed limit is really 20 above the posted limit. Anyways, as I was flying down the freeway on my way to work I woke up 4 times. Wild, isn't it.