Renee Gauthier

Monday night!!!

Talking shit is a therapy all it’s own.

I still can’t believe everyone didn’t grow up with a hot dog stand selling pizza puffs- down the street. I’m sorry for your loss. #Chicago

You haven’t lived until you’ve heard “Bohemian Rhapsody” in Italian.

President Biden deserved better from his party and from his supporters. We should have never known that people wanted him to resign. He earned the private conversations. I’m so grateful he ran the first time. And I’m grateful he makes selfless decisions like this one.

Look it’s simple, do you wanna live in Bedford Falls or Pottersville? #vote

I would rather vote for the ghost of Joe Biden than these two losers. I would rather watch Kamala “weekend at Bernie’s” Biden before I vote for the alternative,

If I have to vote for Joe Biden’s ghost, I will.

I wish there were more firework injuries. #fireworks #july

Imagine getting engaged and your fiancé walks you into a home and says - “this is our home- I know it’s small” and it’s a 5 bedroom house. I’m lucky if I get engaged and my fiancé surprised me with health insurance. #BRIDGERTON

Colin Bridgerton always looks like he is sucking on a cough drop… #BRIDGERTON

What we need right now is a MC Skat Kat diss-track about Eminem…

When I hear people react to drama in real life with “you can’t write stuff like this” - my response is always “yes you can- someone just wrote that, pitching it and being told no right now!” #Writer #hollywood

A “meal train” doesn’t mean what you think it means.

People without kids should get a tax break.

I will date a guy who isn’t that great but if I walk into a bathroom stall and there is something in the toilet - I find a better one… standards.

I watched the Halftime show alone on Sunday because I don’t wanna hear some dork who hasn’t even been flirted with while an Usher song is playing talk about “it coulda been better”! and for those of you who claim to know music… that was Jermaine Dupri. #SuperBowlHalftimeShow

Gavin Newsom is the Political Joel Olsteen.