Neel Behl (@NeelBehl) profile picture
Long Island/NYC/CT/FL
Joined August 2012
is that girl @GreenSmooth31 dumb lol? she lets us watch her get off for free
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I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks
And when I'm at the beach
you got to get on that!
25? I'm 40. Holy shit
Edith? Are you asking me as a therapist or as a wife? Which one is cheaper
we're stuck in traffic in a stolen police car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back seat. Which part of this is fun?
are you prepared to be...the God Focker?
I've come to realize that next in line to the Byrnes throne is you. So I ask you
why don't you just uh...go by Mike instead of Michael? No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
my friend. It ain't over-easy!
You got any idea what they do to eggs in San Ricardo prison? I'll tell you this