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Read all my tweets in Channing Tatum's Gambit voice | Swimming in Circles | NP-BC and class traitor

Boston, MA
Joined October 2011
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Expecting this much production from Paul George is elder abuse
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This airline is trying to scam me out of a refund for a "late cancellation" but I got receipts and time to play today
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Got fired from the bakery for saying, "what'd you call me?" every time someone ordered a tart
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First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"
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Waiting for Kelly to finish her espresso martini so I can get the beans. Can barely hear what she's saying over the thought of the beans
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EL TIEMPO DE FRIJOL EN ESPAÑA
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Beautiful day for a bean innit – at Edinburgh, Scotland
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As a public health professional this is beautiful to see while I'm pissing in a pub
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Seeing lots of British looking people at the London airport
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Recession indicator: I'm meeting people with handshakes instead of dapping them up
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I am willfully ignoring all of the Jaylen Brown discourse. I wish him the best with whatever he's up to now but it no longer concerns me
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Babe you know I can't go to dinner with your parents, the new Dwayne The Rock Johnson movie premieres that night
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*guy who played hockey in high school* Yeah I could never watch the NBA
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Jason Tatum welcome to Boston
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Derrick White is back
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bro last night was a stark reminder of what once was
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Debating if I spilled enough food on my jeans to warrant going home to change. I thought I left this life behind in my 20s
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Passing out at Planet Fitness and setting off the Lunk Alarm when your body hits the floor
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Me waiting for my Uber home after my friends leave
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Kelly Clarkson came into my town's small business and hit a note that shattered the display cases after being told the customer bathroom was only for pee
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Could be hubris but I think the Celtics win the East
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God give me the confidence of this guy starting Celtics chants in the rafters
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