This airline is trying to scam me out of a refund for a "late cancellation" but I got receipts and time to play today
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First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"
Waiting for Kelly to finish her espresso martini so I can get the beans. Can barely hear what she's saying over the thought of the beans
I am willfully ignoring all of the Jaylen Brown discourse. I wish him the best with whatever he's up to now but it no longer concerns me
Babe you know I can't go to dinner with your parents, the new Dwayne The Rock Johnson movie premieres that night
Debating if I spilled enough food on my jeans to warrant going home to change. I thought I left this life behind in my 20s
Kelly Clarkson came into my town's small business and hit a note that shattered the display cases after being told the customer bathroom was only for pee






