DMN

I'd commit to killing myself if #HillaryClinton loses / #Trump2016 wins, but my mom would be so sad, and I feel like I've hurt enough women

Lol apparently my name's Lauryn Tam now :D

Two men were stabbed in #Morocco then charged for being gay. Speak up now: go.allout.org/en/a/morocco-a…

I freed a mouse from sticky trap today! I'm basically Matthew McConaughey in Amistad

Afghanistan has a CEO

gosh I rlly need to change my @LinkedIn profile pic lol no pun intended

Even AMPM has pumpkin spice coffee #basic

Let's b real here, "Paradise City" is the shittiest song by far on Appetite For Destruction @gunsnroses like cum the fug on now

It's octubre again, and I'm wearing black & orange, for philanthropy, b/c I don't give a fukk

Just gave a homeless looking man a $dollar. He didn't even ask for it. I just gave it to him. I don't give a fukk. #charity

Anti-vaccination is chill b/c both conservative and ultra liberals think it's tite #Vaccines

Pandora RickRolled me.

The repugnancy of listening to & enjoying VanHagar is exceeded only by getting hard wet from watching child porn. Fml. @sammyhagar #jk #lol

@nicefishh @hermanmccain

TJ's doesn't have the canned fish that I want so I'm just gonna drink their coffee and not purchase anything. #traderjoe's lol

I wore a tie today for like an hour. 😐.