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Damn, I missed most of S6... did the experts cover anything about Molly being raised by raccoons? Because she clearly likes trash 🗑🐼 #TrashPandasAreCuteTho #ImABully #INeedTherapy
Okay...Molly is now dating David from MAFS Second Chances?? I. Can. Not.
#Marriedatfirstsight
Woohoo!! Congratulations @Sam_MAFS and family, she's precious ❤ So proud and happy for you🤱👶😊 One little piece of advice from an old friend, teach your little nugget about the dangers of strangers 😜 #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFS
Im so excited to welcome Isabella to the world!! I’ve never loved someone so much. #MommyLifeIsTheBest #WhatsSleep ☺️❤️👶🏻 @people @KineticContent people.com/parents/mafs-sam-…
Huge shout out to all the South American countries that are watching season 3 of #MarriedAtFirstSight right now, I am definitely feeling the love 😍❤🙏 Is there a #MAFS south of the border version?!? If so, leggo #ArribaArribaÁndaleÁndale 🐀🌮🤔
Continued:
CG: "The douchey white boy?!?
Me: "naw, not him either, but you're right about that. I'm the bearded guy with weird eyes and possibly a onesie fetish?!"
CG: "doesn't ring bell. What can I do for you today, sir?"
Me: "don't you think you've done enough already?"*CLICK*
Calls the cable company back:
Me: "Hey, I think we got disconnected, this is Neil Bowlus from MAFS S3..."
Cable Guy: "Who?"
Me: "Married at First Sight Season 3.."
CG: "oh yeah, you that handsome black dude?"
Me: "naw, not him, he cool though. The other guy, Neil, the one w-"
This should be interesting 🤔 Atlanta is a hot bed of conservative and progressive values, I expect lots of applicants. Problem is the way I have my cable setup is that I don't. 📺 (calling the cable company now ☎️ "yeah, hi, this is neil from mafs s3" .... silence...*CLICK* 🤨
Congratulations @Sam_MAFS 🙆♂️😀 Super excited for you and the family!! You will be a great momma 🤰🤱 If it's a boy I am formally submitting the name Corneilius (Neil for short) for consideration 😬 #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFS #MAFSFamily xitter.gq/Sam_MAFS/status/976142…
So... we have a story to tell. 🤗 Guess I won’t be hopping on any roller coasters any time soon! 🤫 #BabyWiseEST2018 Can’t wait to be a mommy! #SoHappy #Mommy&Daddy2Be people.com/babies/married-at…
Here's the proof! I said you wouldn't believe it 😐 I don't know who it is, but I got a hunch and love reading the theories. Keep em comin! I was deceitful and I'm sorry, hate away #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFS #IHateMeToo #ForgiveButDontForget #BabySteps #ThingsToSayToStartAFight
oh snap!! i know that dress 🙊 Like if you don't know who it is and retweet if you want me to post proof 🔁 I don't believe it & you won't Either! 🤔👀 #marriedatfirstSight #mafs xitter.gq/KineticContent/status/…
Missing #MAFS live tweeting tonight 😕 I hope the group 🍯🌜is filled with happiness and more drama than my baby mama. Good luck newlyweds! #MarriedAtFirstSight #IDontHaveAChild #IssaJoke
Quick math lesson;
(6 people * 3 couples * 3 honeymoons) + (1 sex toy +
1 used condom + 13 rose petals) = 69
The math shows 2/3 of the couples consummated and 1 couple used math 🤔
#NumbersDontLie #MarriedatFirstSight
#CheckMyMath
#MAFS wedding night checklist:
- flower petals on the bed
- laying in said bed with your wedding gown/tux on
- champagne toast
- post wedding get to know chat
Just one thing missing..
ONESIES 😃(jk, smart move on leaving them at home, now isn't the time)
#MarriedatFirstSight
Lots of attraction between all 3 couples so far. Pretty sure this season is sponsored by @TrojanCondoms #SafeSex #MarriedAtFirstSight