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DUDE NO ONE TOLD ME HE STUTTERED AND MUMBLED HERE BRO IM GONNA BE SICK.
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Fake demons who are quick to drool over (exclusively) the aesthetics of evil from film and TV but when it comes to making real judgements they retreat to their priestly-wholesome view of the world
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What's the coolest Dune theory you've heard?
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"No no i no Sith i Dark Jedi papi. its not de same its not de same. i no Sith, i no Sith." They try to flow walk that shit off. Darkside usage and lightsaber just like mine "no no papi nunca Sith"
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The more I study the 1970s, not just movies but the actual state of society at the time, the more I understand why this movie oneshotted the entire world as a flame of light illuminating an ocean of darkness.
George Lucas would roll out of bed, have 3 heart attacks on the phone with John Dykstra because the godlike special effects they invented were behind schedule, then tell John Williams some vague shit that became the best film score of all time. We don't appreciate the man enough
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Dragon Ball Blackest Night would just be the Fusion Reborn movie but Janemba is Nekron and Gogeta is the result of Goku and Vegeta both touching the White Lantern Construct
If Goku was a comic book character, would he be in Marvel or DC?
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scrolled too fast i thought the top image was pokemon scarlet
This is seriously so remarkably insane. What a time to be alive.
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another GUT BUSTING HYSTERICAL tweet coming from the self proclaimed “wokest person alive!”
Why did ya delete this huh
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Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave (2026)
Replying to @yandhiisntreal
unironically fortune's weave is about ancient aliens. a major faction is called agartha (yes, really)
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JANUARY 2015???
It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
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that is honestly awesome
Erika Kirk: “It’s the little things. I miss Charlie when I see his hot sauce on the shelf, which is now available at grocery stores everywhere.” It’s an instinct.
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i wonder what carol knows about captain america cause lowkey if i came back to earth after like 20 years and there were robots and aliens, i'd still be more rattled if abraham lincoln was also just there
Carol in this scene always cracks me up cause she doesn't even know these people and yet she has to witness Tony's outburst at his ex 😭 I wonder if she was mentally taking sides #stony
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The shit Nintendo would make if they had PS5 power:
Replying to @AsheConstella
Imagine if Nintendo dropped a console with the power of a PS5
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Why didn’t Funtime Freddy use the Evil Containment Wave on The Mimic, is he stupid??
Kellen Goff has been cast as the English voice of Master Roshi! We’ll hear him in DB Games and Galactic Patrol anime Eng Dub! Thanks to: @Sorhan_61 for noticing it!
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saving this one
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It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
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Mind you— this nigga Tony stay wanting a piece of his friend group lmfaooo.
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thank god everyone is finally realizing the switch 2 is a great piece of hardware but i just know they're immediately gonna forget that when gamefreak eventually releases their 15 fps pokemon game that would barely look decent on an n64 for the sixth time in a row
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