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NewDadWhoDis?

@NewDadWhoDis

I'm a new, first time dad and it's insane.

 Toronto, Ontario
Joined January 2017
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HONEY I ACCIDENTALLY FILLED THE BABY'S BOTTLE WITH RED BULL Oh god, is he sick HE'S GOT ME IN A HEAD LOCK AND IS SAYING I'M A NERD. CALL 911
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Babies can ride horses, just not for very long.
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ret@rad_milk8 Feb 2017
hello this is my daughter Korn, pronounced like Corinne – at Los Angeles, CA
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Cat Damon@CornOnTheGoblin7 Feb 2017
she was a nap machine // she kept her diapers clean she was the best damn baby that I've ever seen
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Brian Shaper@TriandDad1 Feb 2017
Replying to @NewDadWhoDis
he owns you now. – at Pennsylvania, USA
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Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. @NewDadWhoDis
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