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They say in London you're never more than 3 feet away from a rat. In Manchester, you're never more than 3 feet away from a dickhead. MUFC, OK!

Prestwich, Manchester
Joined April 2009
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Absolutely nothing could of prepared me for this video
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the comments on this post are funnier than any joke I can make
Happy Birthday to my little sister, she turned 15 today 🎂🎊
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We are so much stronger together. We can overcome anything. Hate and fear have no place here. Love is winning. The people have spoken. If anyone knows who this is, please let me know so I can tag them. Watch til the end
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There go the balloons as the teams come out #mufc
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Clear the decks. Everyone needs to go. #MUFC
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Stood behind Mick Jagger in a Shoreditch bakery in 2014. They’d run out of the apple strudel he frequently ordered. I then took one of the biggest risks of my life. “You can’t always get what you want,” I said. He turned to face me. My heart exploded. “But if you try sometimes,” he sang. His face lit up and I joined him in a duet: “you get what you need!” People around us applauded and Mick took my hand and we did a theatrical bow. I’ll never forget that moment. What a lad 👏👏
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Don't apologise on my behalf, Ed. I have nothing to apologise for. I have never owned or sold a slave, but I paid to stop it from my taxes up until 2014. Meanwhile, slavery is still rife in the places you are apologising to, you monumetally stupid cunt.
So Ed Miliband posted this video where he says the UK will apologise for our role in the transatlantic slave trade He says it won't be about giving them money but by doing this it will open the UK up to possible legal challenges in the future. He also does not mention how our ancestors also bought Africans from an already thriving slave trade that Africans had sold their own people to us. Why does he forget to mention this? Why do these nations and people who act never ask for reparations from African nations and only western ones? Because they have no money thats why, so they ask woke liberal prats like Labour and they bend the knee yet again. Whats even more pathetic is the fact Ed even squeezes in a whine about climate change at the end. Pathetic. @grok please verify my claims
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The funk soul brother
Carrick out now 😡😡
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You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a baby with no teeth, no job, and no idea who Barbara Ann is absolutely losing their mind to “Ba ba ba, ba Barbara Ann!” by The Beach Boys! 😂🎶
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A year ago I was in Newcastle, to support the Darlington nurses, and had a chat with this fella about why he shouldn’t use women only spaces.
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Can anyone answer us this… Teddy has abandoned his massive memory foam bed for a tiny plastic bowl on the window ledge. Is he just a cat, or are we missing something? #StandTall #PCTeddy #MerpolMounted #PoliceCat #IfTeddyFitsHeSits
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Whether you agree with them or not, the French dont fuck about when it comes to protesting, do they?!
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If you look into his eyes, you can see the fear. There is no circumstance in which THIS is okay.
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Tattooing a dog disgusting cruelty
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I'm a Crane Fly , Commonly known as a daddy-long-legs. I'm a harmless insect that sometimes feeds on nectar helping with pollination but mostly I don't eat anything Please enjoy my company as a bumble around because I only live for a couple of weeks. 😊
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Always good for a repost
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I didn't get a code!
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Il y a 100 ans Mary était pendue pour avoir causé la mort de son dresseur après s'être rebellée contre lui. Son exécution publique fut atrocement douloureuse. Pendue, elle se casse la hanche lorsque la chaîne cède sous son poids, elle meurt après avoir été pendue une seconde fois
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