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England, United Kingdom
Joined June 2011
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Ffs Michael! You’d get a lot more respect if you said it was shite and moved on.
🚨🎙️ - Michael Carrick: “When you watch the [Roma] game back, the first half actually wasn't so bad.”
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Where’s Kobbie? Tuchel is a joke man. Dear me
Jobe Bellingham joins brother Jude in England squad. Josh King gets a deserved call. No Cole Palmer. #ENG
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🚨🗣️ Hansi Flick on Anthony Gordon: "Normally, they don't train in Newcastle, so it's different than here... it's totally different than he expected." 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👀
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Dear me. Got away with 4-1 by the looks of it.
9-1 Como. PAPACCIOLI GOAAAALLLL.... NINE (9!) F*CKING GOALS AGAINST LENS, AWAY FROM HOME IN THE UCL!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS CESC FÀBREGAS FEEDING THESE PLAYERS?!?!?! THIS IS LIKE WATCHING PELE'S BRAZIL, PEP'S BARÇA, MIKEL ARTETA'S ARSENAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS INSANEEEEE!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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This should be the expectation every week! Be brave and go for it. No more sitting back and waiting for the game to come to you. Bravery.
"We had nothing more to lose - that's the unfortunate situation that we are in - and we had to just really go at it" "The crowd came with us and pushed us forward, and once you create that energy inside a stadium like this, it's really tough for the opponents" Diogo Dalot on the second half comeback vs Roma 🗣️ #MUFC
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MAGA is dead. Reform are dying. Restore are irrelevant. Robinson, Tate and Brand are off to jail. This age of the grifter is coming to an end. Civilisation is rebalancing.
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Amad is the definition of what’s gone wrong at United for the last 10 years. Players that aren’t good enough but, show just enough to keep you believing he might come good ONE day. He’s been at United for 7/8 years now. City would have sold him years ago. That’s the difference.
Watch Amad’s reaction to Bruno Fernandes’ penalty miss before he went on to score the retake
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Not just because of this performance, but because Amad is absolutely awful!
Lacey deserves to start against Villa on the weekend 🔴👏🏻 #MUFC
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I feel for Heaven. Guys full of mistakes. But when he’s got Maguire one side and the worst RB in Europe playing LB next to you… no hope.
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😂😂 Ffs
Kobbie Mainoo’s first half vs. Roma by numbers: 56 touches 10 ball recoveries 9 passes into the final third 6 ground duels contested 5 ground duels won 5 line-breaking passes 3 attempted take-ons 3 successful take-ons 1 progressive carry 1 shot 1 shot on target Good to have him back. 🔝
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Oh my…
some moments never fade. ❤️🎯 30 years later, meet the Predator 96, available 4/11.
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Young lad, so don’t want to dig him out too bad, but Ayden Heaven ain’t the answer. Dear me. Kid needs a loan. Not to be hauled out in CL gams when others fuck up.
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Never heard, or not heard, Old Trafford like this. Even the Stretford End have given up. A lot of these players wouldn’t get a game in th championship. Which is were they’ll be playing next season.
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Wonder if he gets the Martinez treatment??
Two yellows in 90 seconds for Jacob Ramsey. Second could have been a red on its own, ugly challenge on Harrison Armstrong. Everton deserved winners. Problems for Matthias Jaissle. #NEWEVE
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United are getting cut adrift at the bottom of the league. Defeat to Villa and Liverpool in our next two games and we’re really in the shit!!
New Thierno Barry celebration unlocked 🔓
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Perfectly suited to the cringe that is Arsenal FC.
The Bruno Guimaraes ROAR!
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Was gutted to see we play Tuesday night. But on the bright side, we don’t play again, after this, til Sunday! The ln it’s the international break 😃
Manchester United play football tomorrow.
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No. Brown, O’Shea, Smalling, Jones, Silvestre etc. all played full back for United as primary centre backs. And this was nearly 30 years ago in Brown’s case. Carragher also played right back for Liverpool. You didn’t invent this!
The meta in the PL now is 3 CBs + 1 fullback. Chelsea use it. United use it. Liverpool use it. Brighton use it. It is really good until you remember this was state-of-the-art for Arsenal and City in 2023. The rest of the league are some 3 years behind Arsenal.
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Lisandro Martinez could have been a cult hero for United. That first 18 months… 😍 But then the injuries, lack of form and now this season… what an absolute nightmare that lads had. Yet still, what he said about Wilcox and the board is spot on.
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