To the Nine,
If my role has changed, I request someone inform me so I can continue doing it incorrectly. In a more informed manner, of course.
Respectfully,
Xur
If there is no future content…
…and I specialize on future content…
Am I still employed as an Agent of the Nine?
When you could only store 20 weapons/armor across all characters... with no app to make it easier #ThrowBackThursday
I hate standing across from Saint-14. After a guardian interacts with him, he looks at me and yells “I am the Xûr of the agent nine” then proceeds to make pigeon noises. Fuck this guy
If you are ever down on yourself, just remember that you are not some random puppet being controlled by 9 mysterious entities forced to sell black market goods to strangers
I spent 6 years helping you guardians obtain the most powerful gear known to this world and you are still fighting the vex, fallen, hive, and cabal?
Some of you are even fighting each other, like... what? Explain yourselves
Even the darkest heart can shed some light from time to time
I will never forget the time Mara Sov sent some slut named Orin to break my spine. I’ve been permanently disfigured since that day.
New guardians are spoiled. All I ask for is legendary shards. Do not make me ask for strange coins again.
Where’s my brother from another mother @TheCryptarch what has that blue bastard been up to these days?





