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Random witterings. "The worst take on anything ever” - Yellow Goat Boy. “…basically the crazy crew…” - EvanCull. “…the worst of humanity” - Darren_Knows

Joined December 2014
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Consider what ancient literature we do have: the 101 knob gags of Aristophanes, The Golden Ass' disturbingly sexy beastiality scene, Catullus threatening to rape his enemy's mouth, Martial moaning about his gf's noisy vagina. If the Christians preserved all of that....
Because of Christians, mankind lost: • 90% of Greek tragedies • 100% of the Epic Cycle • 90% of Greek philosophy • 90% of Greek lyric poetry • 100% of Polykleitos’ Canon • 95% of Stoic/Epicurean texts Christianity is a plague. Hellenism is the cure.
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Hitler supporter jailed for broadcasting thousands of hours of anti-semitic and racist content joins Restore Britain
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A quick reference on how to prononce my name... ...with a cameo from my dad and his new 'do 🤣
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Replying to @BeschlossDC
Angela Lewis is the daughter of James Chaney, born 10 days after his murder. She just voted for Scott Colom for Senate in Mississippi, and is featured in this NY Times article about the Colom campaign. nytimes.com/2026/11/08/us/el…
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Christ, they knocked down the East Wing and Mrs Kennedy’s rose garden to build an Amazon distribution centre. Does Washington DC not have planning laws?!
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Activist Patsy Stevenson is claiming that members of Kneecap have used legal processes to shut down allegations of sexual assaults.
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You genuinely couldn’t make this up. Reform UK called a press conference at the Welsh Parliament claiming that they were boycotting the Senedd because their “free speech” was being impinged on. Joe Martin then said “how dare you ask that” to a journalist who asked a question he didn’t like then when I asked a question they walked off. Quite an ending to a press conference about free speech…
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Reform care so much about free speech that when they hold a press conference about free speech they tell off a journalist for asking a question:
Replying to @adavies4
“How dare you ask that question, how dare you” Joe Martin interjects after Reform’s Welsh leader Helen Jenner is asked if Reform is a racist party
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Reporter - "Pete Hegseth says you want to see him in prison" Thomas Massie - "There’s no way that I would go to visit him" Ouch.
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This disturbing post reminds me of when that stat came out where a massive % of the "protect our women & kids" rioters had previous convictions for domestic violence. It's a smokescreen for racism. Simple.
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Chicken coop security must be signed off by fox, Rubio says.
Security guarantees for Ukraine must also be acceptable to Russia, U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio said. He said no final plan had been agreed upon and did not rule out formalizing the guarantees through a treaty. hromadske.ua/en/war/274102-r…
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Working from home has huge benefits for employers, employees and the taxpayer, something this govt recognises as it continues the process of closing offices and the savings that come with that. As I told @bbc5live, those benefits shouldn’t be ignored because a few people may try to manipulate the system. Instead we should focus on making hybrid working work for employers and employees alike, working in different ways and encouraging collaboration.
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'Whatever women wear, wherever they go, indeed whatever they drink, they retain the right to say no' - Judge Bennathan
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Stephen Miller: “Dual citizenship should be illegal. America First!” Note: Melania Trump and Baron Trump have dual citizenship: The U.S. and Slovenia. And Elon Musk has dual citizenship: The U.S. and South Africa.
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The Gunpowder Plot always makes me think of the horrified reaction of the 9yo then Princess Elizabeth, learning she would have been installed as the Catholic's Puppet Monarch 'What sort of queen should I have been, dragged up to greatness over the bodies of all those I love?'
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The phone company would send this GIANT book to your house (I’m talking like 8 inches thick on super thin paper) and it doxxed everyone in your town. Their address, their phone number, etc.. And they sent it to everyone in town. For free. Just because. Wild.
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Instead of slating the man who was instrumental in two promotions for us over a slip (which could have happened to anyone), maybe we should be celebrating the fact that today was his 200th appearance for the club
Don’t want to see Palmer in a Notts shirt again, let’s us down at every opportunity now. Belshaw and Longelo the hero’s in the end, thought the subs made a positive difference.
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Just buy the fucking album already. JamesBlunt.lnk.to/AirplaneMo…
My dear friend @JamesBlunt has asked me to buy his new record and I will, just as soon as he buys some Hawkstone for his pub.
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Half-time in extra time. Some football happened, we think. 😶‍🌫️
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I would have bet any amount of money that this was fake. What the actual fuck is wrong with the president?
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