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Unknown goat 🐐 Your favorite capper's favorite capper 🤞 I'm debonair I'm dapper I'm fixated on bank tellers & the creases in my paper ATM's spit out 💵

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Joined August 2023
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Narrative Saturday was CINEMA 🍿 HUNTER GOODMAN 30TH BOBBY WITT 45TH JOSH NAYLOR 30TH
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Day’Ron Sharpe is Jalen Duren with Court Vision OH MY 👁️
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Day'Ron Sharpe vs. Hawks · 12 PTS, 13 AST, 10 REB · First career triple-double · Most assists in a single game by a Nets center in franchise history
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The Emmit Douglas show NFL talk and more xitter.gq/i/spaces/1zkAZlVyPbXKO…

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If Evan Mobley’s voice was deeper the Cleveland Cavalier’s would’ve tanked and rebuilt seasons ago.
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Pack up Vinicius Junior to Saudi or MLS.
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BAAAAAAAANG!! ✅✅✅ CASHED OUT WHILE TOASTED 😮‍💨🌪️💨🍃 DISCORD LINK IN BIO 🔗
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BAAAAAAANG MAHOMES 73 YARD BOMB!! ✅ CASH WITH ME DISCORD LINK IN BIO 🥑
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MAHOMES GOING MILE HIGH 🗻
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Dear Ravens Fans, Once you realize Lamar Jackson is just the NFL’s Conor McGregor. You’ll understand it now. Get your bag slime 💰
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MAHOMES GOING MILE HIGH 🗻
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I’ve said this countless times AUSTIN REAVES IS NOT A TRUE #2 Point. Blank. Period. Go get your 35 against the Kings 👍
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Someone tell Devin Booker Halloween is tomorrow gang 👻
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BANG!!! CASH EARLY 1ST HALF!!! SWEAT FREE 💰
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NEED A LEG? HERE'S A CRUTCH 🩼
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NEED A LEG? HERE'S A CRUTCH 🩼
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Chandler Simpson would make a great Dodger
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