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No One

@NoOneLawAbove

I'm No One & I'm above the law.

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Joined April 2023
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Word for the wise: Don't do anything that'll get you arrested in Maury County. They will illegally hold you past your sentence time until the lazy fatass old lady feels like processing you. When you have to tell them you will sue if they don't release you, there's a problem.
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If there is a lawyer in TN that feels like taking a class action, that'll be the easiest one in existence. They on their own cameras sit around chatting all day. They literally forgot about someone who was in holding. They admitted to on camera!
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Remember kids, never drink & drive. Even if your BAC is at .04, the DA will claim your BAC is on the rise & would've hit .08. I'm surrounded by leftover beer by telling people the truth! 🤷
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Hey Bernie. What percentage of the population makes minimum wage? Why do you literally never answer that question?
Sen. Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) profile pictureSen. Bernie Sanders
@SenSandersNov 5
U.S Minimum Wage in 2009: $7.25/hr U.S minimum Wage in 2026: $7.25/hr U.S. Billionaire Wealth in 2009: $1.27 trillion U.S Billionaire Wealth in 2026: $9.15 trillion Our job: Pass a billionaire wealth tax & raise the minimum wage to at least $20 an hour. No more excuses.
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You literally don't want justice. Your party voted to ban investigating fraud in California. That means my fraud money in my CA bank is safe. Thanks for defending my fraud!
Tristan Snell (@TristanSnell) profile pictureTristan Snell
@TristanSnellNov 4
We want hearings. We want subpoenas. We want investigations. We want whistleblowers. We want journalistic exposés. We want key defendants flipping. We want indictments and convictions. We want JUSTICE — and 100% actual accountability for ALL the corruption and crimes.
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I want to thank Ilhan's friends for helping me join on the tax fr... I mean opening up my own daycare. I know my new daycare is in another state, but her support for the 0, I mean 50 children has been fantastic! Could you send me mo money? I'm running out of booze, I mean toys!
Rep. Ilhan Omar (@Ilhan) profile pictureRep. Ilhan Omar
@IlhanNov 4
We’re getting justice and accountability for every single Minnesotan who’s suffered under Trump’s terrorization of our state. Our time is now.
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You mean like how your state tossed me & my buddies tax dollars? Don't worry, I won't rat you out. This stays between us & the $3k you send me a month!
Congresswoman Analilia Mejia (@RepAnalilia) profile pictureCongresswoman Analilia Mejia
@RepAnaliliaNov 4
We’re going to toss out subpoenas like Mardi Gras beads.
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I've got this awesome friend in Minnesota who's connected with Somalis. HMU if you wanna join in on the fraud! The left voted for more of it, so only right wingers are allowed to take advantage. If we can't beat 'em, abuse 'em. That's my new motto!
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They won't, but they'll pay me to be lazy! Don't fight the system, abuse it! Laziness is sexiness 😘
Jack (@jackunheard) profile pictureJack
@jackunheardNov 4
Now that Democrats control the House and the Senate… Let’s see if they release the Epstein Files!!
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No, it's headed towards people who lost realizing that they can just live off retards who voted left! They voted for the party that gives your tax dollars to lazy fucks! I'm so excited to be a lazy fuck 😘
GOBUCKS06 (@foreiron) profile pictureGOBUCKS06
@foreironNov 4
Do you think America is headed for a Civil War?
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They won't improve the economy, but you should 100% live off the lefts tax dollars! They did vote for it after all. Isn't it fun to use the system They support?! 😘
A.J Dos Santos (@AndrewJ9J) profile pictureA.J Dos Santos@AndrewJ9JNov 4
If you think the democrats are going improve the economy, you people are delusional.
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Dude, stop fighting the left. Quit your job & live off the left! They voted for it, so take 200% advantage of it! Party time off leftist money!!!!
TheQuartering (@TheQuartering) profile pictureTheQuartering
@TheQuarteringNov 4
I will not stop fighting the left. We lost the battle tonight but the war has only just begun.
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Hey guys: I'm going to quit my job & live off your tax dollars. The left is voting for their tax dollars to go to lazy people & they just won. I support all leftist dollars supporting me being lazy! They voted for this & I will abuse it! They haven't stopped abuse yet, sooo 🤣
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Trans people deserve no rights until the realize they ONLY deserve EQUAL rights. Until then, murder trans people? Ban them to an island? Idk, anything but equal rights. 🤷
The One In The Shadows 🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 (@short666queen) profile pictureThe One In The Shadows 🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦@short666queenNov 4
Trans rights are human rights.
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I would like to demand of Millie what the left demands of any average worker. I want you to give me a home, food, etc like I'm your typical illegal. If you don't, you're racist because I'm Cherokee Indian. You have 24 hours to follow your beliefs or shut the fuck up.
Millie Riley (@ItsMillieRiley) profile pictureMillie Riley
@ItsMillieRileyNov 4
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Well, this country is fucked. Dems are winning stupid hard & let's he honest, there is no way a bunch of baby murdering, terrorist supporting, open border slave labor loving democrats could ever win legit. 🤣
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Why do Democrats never put out a bill to release the Epstein files with proper redactions like child porn? Last time y'all thought it was a win because you voted yes to release literally everything, including child porn, without restriction. Dumbasscrats 🥴
Democrats (@TheDemocrats) profile pictureDemocrats
@TheDemocratsNov 3
Why are YOU voting today?
A blue graphic with white text that lists reasons to vote in the midterms, including lowering the cost of gas, ending ICE’s cruelty, holding Trump accountable, protecting LGBTQ+ rights, funding public schools, and more. At the bottom is the word "Vote."

ALT A blue graphic with white text that lists reasons to vote in the midterms, including lowering the cost of gas, ending ICE’s cruelty, holding Trump accountable, protecting LGBTQ+ rights, funding public schools, and more. At the bottom is the word "Vote."

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Holy shit this is hilarious! 🤣 I feel bad for the people who died, but it is the left who thinks a plane should be fully in tact.
kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) profile picturekira 👾
@kirawontmissNov 2
conspiracy theorists think the plane was gonna do this
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Idk why the left keeps making this claim. It's the left that wants slave like labor at low wages only going to Hispanics. 🤔 Per the left: Black people don't know what computers are Hispanics pick crops & clean toilets Black people are too stupid to know how to get a license
Jack Mehoff (@crunchyface74) profile pictureJack Mehoff@crunchyface74Nov 2
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Weird how you always get these random photos that supposedly come from businesses, but you never actually get the business name. 🤔 It's CNN anonymous sources all over again! 🤣
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline) profile pictureChristopher Webb
@cwebbonlineNov 2
Hopefully, the parents saw this and not just the kids.
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