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I share news, stories, and adventures from the trail. Starting conversations with exciting people who occupy the outdoors. Newsletter and podcast here 👇

Denver, CO
Joined January 2019
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The outdoor community just lost a huge advocate — but it’s probably not one you picture yourself fighting alongside in the name of conservation. In the name of racial justice, we ended Karen Culture. The effects have been disastrous🧵
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Two arguments for clarification: HR departments conceptually, not in practice, are not a scam. Run completely, (not by bitter Karen’s) they have some uses. Green energy is only a scam if you exclude nuclear (which, fair enough, most do)
Many substantial things in our society are a scam, and it seems that everyone knows they are a scam, but nevertheless, we continue to endure them. I am going to list a series of things and poll on if you think people know they are a scam or believe in them
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Absolutely riveting
Toy Story 5 was such a ridiculous film that I have written a whole essay about how it is a heavy-handed allegory for Asian tech workers ruining society thewaywardrabbler.com/p/the-…
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If, within the span of a few weeks, there were multiple attacks on synagogues, and one of the most high-profile figures in the Jewish community was publicly assassinated, we’d have new laws to combat anti-semitism on the books before the body was cold.
Mormon church in Michigan ‘actively on fire’ as multiple victims reported in mass shooting: police trib.al/viD4rck
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“Peace has been murdered”
Peace Has Been Murdered, and Dialogue Was Shot In the Throat barsoom.substack.com/p/peace… A must-read essay by @martianwyrdlord connecting the murder of Iryna Zarutska and the assassination of Charlie Kirk. Essential reading for anyone trying to understand what comes next.
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“Yeah we’re robbing you blind, what the fuck are you gonna do about it?”
In Nov 2026, Colorado Democrats are going to win back a Supermajority in the State House and protect all the seats in the State Senate. We will also probably win all the Statewide races by 12-19% as well
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Breaking, per AP — Pope Francis is dead, hours after Easter Sunday
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Glad to have you on, @HZardoz
I am so honored that @colenoble asked me to publish with Quandary Magazine. While we are in March, the dreams of summer adventure surface as the temps rise. I hope you enjoy my tale of doing what I usually do, which is not follow the rules. And please take time to peruse the other articles, if you love the outdoors I think you’ll find many treasures here. Link is in the thread.
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+21/+3 directional, FWIW
For our snowboarding readers, what’s your stance and why?
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The first Santa Clause movie is a joyless, internally inconsistent film about an extremely ugly divorce/custody battle
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I’ve heard 1-3am is when your liver detoxes, and that waking up around 3am indicates the liver is struggling. Boxed wine-guzzling Harris supporters overworking their liver seems way more plausible than some kind of feminist ESP. Maybe @docanarchy can give me a fact check?
This literally happened to me. At 3am. Holy shit.
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MSNBC is whining about how Trump will be able to block Ukraine from joining NATO. We dodged a nuke this election.
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I’m amazed by how many otherwise very professional websites don’t have a custom favicon (little logo on the browser tab.) Such a tiny detail… but it really helps dress up your page, and make it stand out from amateurish sites
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Is the secret service really taking a victory lap? Really?
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Imagine my surprise
BREAKING: Newly obtained documents reveal city officials, the CO AG, FBI, and DHS, knew of the Venzualan gang takeover of apartment buildings in Aurora for WEEKS and did nothing. Not only did they do nothing but they actively gaslit the public that it wasn't true and there was no safety risk. The property manager himself was told not show up at the properties because it was too dangerous.
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I can’t believe this needed to be said but @martianwyrdlord is absolutely correct. Go read his thread
🧵Essentially every single Western state is grappling with simultaneous crises in fertility and cost-of-living, with the latter being most cruelly exemplified by the outrageous price of real estate. Starter homes are an impossible dream even for those young people who manage to secure what used to be considered a middle-class income. As a result they don’t get married and start families. Are there other factors? Cultural, religious, and so forth? No-fault divorce laws? Feminism? Atheism and nihilism? Yes, absolutely.
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I was led to believe this was my imagination
Man dies after shooting at Aurora apartment complex trib.al/Zn6mehj
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