Still one of the best AFL comedy bits ever made
Terrible for @PAFC if the season starts six weeks late, they could be 0-6 before everyone else even plays youtu.be/qXatqcigUFw
Fuck this guy.
BREAKING: The Prime Minister has cancelled his attendance at the NRL game tomorrow night - due to the possibility it will be misrepresented #coronavirus
Fev gets it
Gatherings of 500 people cancelled?? Schools have more students then 500, work places have more then 500 workers so they are done?? #ScottyFromMarketting
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My house is on fire. I’m going to put it out on Monday, got a few things on this weekend
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If you’re upset about regular folk hoarding toilet paper, wait till you hear about how a tiny percentage of rich people have hoarded most of the world’s wealth.
Even for an IPA nuffie this is something
This is a disgrace. Daniel Andrews is conscripting every citizen to become an unpaid rubbish sorter #springst
Ashton Agar somehow picked in another Aus T20 squad after this in #BBL09:
- 67th best bowling avg
- 70th best economy rate
- 40th for wkts
- 63rd for bowling s/r
- 90th for batting avg
- 102nd for batting strike rate
- 69th for most runs
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MAKE THIS GO VIRAL. Hundreds of koalas slaughtered during the logging of bluegum plantation near Portland. Company is #southwestfibre, a joint venture between #midway and #mitsui. This is absolutely unacceptable. #australianbushfires @abcnews
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Hey #ScottyFromMarketing, have you noticed yet how some leaders find their moment, and grow. Others are discovered by a moment...and shrink to nothing. #auspol
Ashton Agar follows his 4,2,2,8,14,8 and 1* in the Big Bash with a swashbuckling 11 from 13 at the death. He's got pictures on someone. #INDvAUS
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RIP Maurie Plant. If you were lucky enough to know him, his presence, personality and charm just sucked you right in. The mark you made in my life both as an athlete & as a friend was extraordinary. I love you, Maurice, and will miss you terribly. You’ll be forever in our hearts.
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The qualifications of Australia's most well known climate change deniers:
Craig Kelly: Yr 12
Rowan Dean: Yr 12
Kerry-anne Kennerley: Yr 12
Piers Ackerman: Yr 10
Andrew Bolt: Yr 12
Alan Jones: Arts Degree
Prue Macsween: Dip in Advertising.
Think about this.
He made a fucking ad... #ScottyfromMarketing
We’re putting more Defence Force boots on the ground, more planes in the sky, more ships to sea, and more trucks to roll in to support the bushfire fighting effort and recovery as part of our co-ordinated response to these terrible #bushfires
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Morrison announces new water bombers:
* 4 years after asked by National coordinating body,
* >18 mths after that body presented business case,
* 9 mths after Labor made election commitment for more planes,
* 6 weeks after @AlboMP asked.
All that time, Morrison has done nothing.
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No reported criticism of the Prime Minister in today’s Australian. (Apart from a confected defence of the PM from Tony Shepherd!!) Obviously they don’t think the Cobargo protest or International criticism newsworthy enough. Have we ever seen such media outlet partisanship.
