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Toronto, Ontario
Joined May 2024
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nochase retweeted
... I wouldn't mind a Pluto feature
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It pains me, but generational talent.
There’s just no way around the fact that this is the funniest video of the entire year
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About that
Oklahoma. Locked in, unbothered, moisturized, in our lane, focused. flourishing, happy.
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JJ Redick don't trust Mamu at all 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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"Baby girl put that lil hand on hip, and then dip..." Drake continues violating Jay Z on Ya Hit
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Crackers got your tongue? @NICKIMINAJ
the beginning of this video ?😭😭😭 why Nicki getting bullied by white boys
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nochase retweeted
To All My Sista’s Thank U For All That U Do!!!!!!!! 🙏🏾🫶🏾💙🇺🇸 #Plies
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nochase retweeted
Once yall understand sex education isn’t porn yall will maybe start to understand lmao.
Why does a 3 year old need sex education?
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If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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"CaN SoMeOne ExPlAin WhErE tHe PlAne WeNt?!?!" No. You physics teachers, math teachers, and science teachers probably tried for years and I am willing to accept you're a lost cause.
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Many worlds Ψ
Your odds of being taken out by a private jet while leaving Walmart is very low. But not zero….
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GNX only did 3 weeks😭 iceman did 4 weeks straight
.@kendricklamar BOO! 👻 I'm October 31st, 2026 Happy Halloween mf 🫵🎃
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nochase retweeted
Humanity has created about 3000 different gods. You believe that 2999 of them are fake. You are 'almost' atheist yourself.
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To beat Joey, you actually have to RAP. You have to outbar him, outwrite him and beat him with pure SKILL. 🎤 To beat Drake, apparently all you need is: “Drake is hiding a baby.” “Drake is a pedo.” “Drake is not Black.” “Drake is a culture vulture.” Then repeat “They not like us, they not like us” and suddenly you’ve won the battle. 🥶😂 One battle is judged on BARS. The other is judged on NARRATIVES. But you def ain’t gonna OUTRAP and OUTBAR the Canadian.
Kendrick Lamar didn't want no parts of Joey Bada$$ but didn't hesitate to diss the pop star LOL
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.@kendricklamar BOO! 👻 I'm October 31st, 2026 Happy Halloween mf 🫵🎃
.@Drake BOO! 👻 I’m May 4, 2024. Happy Halloween mf 🎃
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It’s almost like people trained to think critically are less likely to fall for MAGA talking points…
99% of Harvard Faculty Are Democrats ▪️ Harvard: 99% D / 1% R ▪️ Princeton: 98% D / 2% R ▪️ Yale: 97% D / 3% R ▪️ Berkeley: 97% D / 3% R ▪️ Duke: 95% D / 5% R ▪️ UCLA: 89% D / 11% R
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Calgary 🇨🇦 stopped fluoridating its water in 2011. By 2018/19, tooth decay in chidren went up. Removing had no health benefits Calgary has now put it back.
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Our Healthcare is only "slow" for retards that go to Emerge for tummy aches
As someone who's had cancer 3 times in Canada if your issue is urgent, it's treated as urgent. If I lived in the US I would have exhausted my insurance and be dead now.
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Man What?!?!? 💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
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