Retired. Husband to a beautiful wife (deceased) and proud father to three awesome kids. CFS and sporting club volunteer. No DM's straight up.

Australasia
Joined April 2022
He must have ducked to survive, as I went straight over the top of him with the mower.
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In Adelaide for the weekend, fck forgot to bring ear plugs to block out the noise.
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FFS, two in two days. First, first aider on scene at a fatal motorbike crash in the hills, fck.
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Another Good Sam call out this afternoon. Unfortunately not a good result for the family. That's 4 from 4 that I've responded to that haven't been a good result FFS.
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And so say all of fckn us!
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Volume up! 67 Camaro on the dyno!
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That was an absolutely cracking grand final from start to finish!
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Common have a draw and extra time. More piss until it's over!
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Better start barracking louder mate! @HoolyMcg
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What a cracking grand final.
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The morning after the night before!
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Sexy man! Ok, sexy old man!
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Guess who needs a suit for Friday night. Guess who just tried there suit on. Guess who's suit doesn't fit them anymore due to losing weight. Fashion adviser daughter not available to help. This could be very interesting me clothes shopping by myself.
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Should I spoil the navigator and put a seat in for him!
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Bloody oath! 😜
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